Ears, Tail or?

[Fantasmico!]

How do you like to eat your chocolate bunny? Personally I like to eat the feet first that way it can't run away.

[Barbaraann]

I didn't buy any chocolate bunnies this year, but if I did, I would definitely eat off the ears first.

[pixywingz]

yep! ears here too! but it's got to be 'the good stuff' i won't even TOUCH those thrift store bunnies!

[Fantasmico!]

on thrift store bunnies! Got to be quality.

[Hakuna Makarla]

i take him, break him in pieces and eat the parts

[EpTxGuy]

Always ears first. Don't know why, but it's always ears first. Yum.

[Tui]

I go over to the psychologist, and he says, "Emo, what does this inkblot look like to you?" I said, "Oh, it's kind of embarrassing." He said, "Emo, everyone sees something, so don't be embarrassed. Tell me what the inkblot looks like to you." I said, "Well, to me it looks like standard pattern #3 in the Rorschach series to test obsessive compulsiveness." And he gets kind of depressed. I said, "Okay, it's a butterfly." And he cheers up. He said, "What does this inkblot look like?" I said, "It looks like a horrible ugly blob of pure evil that sucks the souls of man into a vortex of sin and degradation." He said, "No, um, the inkblot's over there. That's a photo of my wife you're looking at." "Oh," I said, "was I far off?" He said, "No. That's the sad part." And he gives me a chocolate Easter bunny. And this shows how tricky those guys are. I eat the chocolate and I think, wait a second... this isn't around Easter. "Was this a test?" He said, "Yes." "And what does it mean?" He said, "Well, had you eaten the ears first you would have been normal; had you eaten the feet first you would have had an inferiority complex; had you eaten the tail first you would have had latent homosexual tendencies; and had you eaten the breasts first you would have had a latent oedipal complex." I said, "Well, go on. What does it mean when you bite out the eyes and scream, 'Stop staring at me!'?'" He says, "It shows you've a tendency towards self-destruction." I said, "What do you recommend?" He says, "Go for it!"

Emo Phillips.......BRILLIANT!

[splashmountainfreak]

HAHAHAHA, I love Emo Philips.

"Do you know what I hate? When you have to kill a family member because they're the devil... but other then that today was pretty good."

[Tui]

I was walking down the street today and something caught my eye....and dragged it fifteen feet.

[Druggas]

Wait, is this a real bunny or chocolate bunny? I gut them differently.

[Fantasmico!]

I was gonna say that I had wondered what Frued would think about the ceremonial eating of the chocolate bunny, but I think Emo said it brilliantly!

[aimster]

Chocolate... BLEGH!








Unless it's British Cadbury.

[Small Panda After All]

I only eat chocolate if it's frozen, so I basically have to break my chocolate bunnies with a hammer. I eat whatever size piece came close enough to the amount of chocolate I wanted when I took the bunny out of the freezer. Is that weird?

[MellyMouse]

I only eat chocolate if it's frozen, so I basically have to break my chocolate bunnies with a hammer. I eat whatever size piece came close enough to the amount of chocolate I wanted when I took the bunny out of the freezer. Is that weird?

NO! I do the same thing! How funny! Except, I use my mom's old meat tenderizer to break it. Looks like a hammer.

Its great when its frozen, takes longer to eat and you get to enjoy it more.

[dsnylndmom]

I don't like chocolate bunnies

But when I was a kid I started at the ears.......does that count?