People move onto the highway at 15 miles an hour.
You have absolutely no recognizable accent.
If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy".
You only go to Central City when friends are in from out of town.
You have been skiing less than 10 times in your life
You think 5-points is a ghetto.
You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.
You say things like "I don't care how big Golden is, it's still a one-horse town".
You think only stupid people get lost in your town.
When giving directions, you never say "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West, then South.
During a thunderstorm you wonder "which I-25 underpass is flooding".
You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and 6:00 in Spring or Summer months.
You see no reason to travel to Aurora.
You think "South Park" is a place to stop for gas on your way to Buena Vista.
You think a pass does not involve a football or a woman.
You can run up 10 flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.
You've stood on solid ground and looked down on an airplane in flight.
You know what the "Peoples Republic of Boulder" means.
and lastly you go to this thread and say you're interested in the Colorado (and Western region) micechatter meet! Sorry, I'm just trying to get the word out to everyone
on and fyi, please don't anyone get on our case about "why do you NEED a meet?!" because no, we don't...we just really really want one