Two more- you guys are awesome!!

[Nephythys]

Whiskey is the life of man,
I drink whiskey when I can

I thought I heard the old man say,
I'll treat my crew in a decent way.

A glass of grog for every man,
And a bottle full for the chanteyman.

Whiskey up and whiskey down.
And whiskey all around the town.

Oh whiskey here and whiskey there.
Oh I'll have whisky everywhere.

Whiskey makes me pawn my clothes.
And whiskey gave me this red nose.

Whiskey from an old tin can,
I'll drink whiskey when I can.

So, more fun verses about whiskey!!! PLEASE!!

and this one-(which most faire vets will know)

The tailorman he said to me,
(pay me my money down)
'Ye'll pay me 'fore ye leave for sea.'
(Pay me my money down)

The judge he said, 'Look 'ere you mug,
Ye'll pay yer fine or ye'll go to jug!'

The bumboatman he said to me,
'Bottles o' rum I don't give free.'

I thought I heard the captain say,
"Tomorrow is our sailing day."

The very next day we cleared the bar,
He knocked me down with the end of a spar,

Chorus: pay me, you owe me, pay me my money down
you've got to pay me or you'll go to jail
pay me my money down.

You guys are my heroes!!!

[Momzilla59]

There were two drunken maidens
Lived on the Isle of Wight
They drank from Monday morning
Didn’t stop ‘till Saturday night.
When Saturday night came round, me boys,
The girlies wouldn’t go out
These two drunken maidens kept
Pushing the jug about.

Then in comes bouncing Sally
With her face as red as a bloom.
"Get up me jolly sisters,
and give yer Sally some room!
For I’ll be yer equal
Before the night is out!”
So now three drunken maidens
They pushed the jug about!

Then in comes the landlord
And he’s looking for his pay.
“I’ve a bill for 40 shillings that
you’re bound by law to pay!”
They hadn’t got the money,
But still they wouldn’t go out!
These three drunken maidens kept
Pushing the jug about!

Now where are your feathered hats
Your mantles crisp and fine?
They’ve all been swallowed up me boys
In tankards of good wine!
And where are your maidenheads,
You maids so frisk and gay?
We left them in the Public house,
We drank them clean away!


(not whiskey but a good drinking song....gotta love Steeleye Span!)

[Nephythys]

LOL- very good

[NeverNeverland]

She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose, and
She can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge
And a little more pain
She's my little whiskey girl
(Whoa) she's my little whiskey girl
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
(Yeah, I like 'em rough)
(I like 'em rough)

[Momzilla59]

You think the Faire guys could handle a chrous of the Alabama Song?

Well, show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why

Show me the way
To the next whiskey bar
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why

For if we don’t find
The next whiskey bar
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die

Oh, moon of alabama
We now must say goodbye
We’ve lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

Oh, moon of alabama
We now must say goodbye
We’ve lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don’t ask why
Oh, don’t ask why

Show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don’t ask why oh, don’t ask why

For if we don’t find
The next little girl
I tell you we must die
I tell you we must die
I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die

Oh, moon of alabama
We now must say goodbye
We’ve lost our good old mama
And must have whiskey, oh, you know why

[Nephythys]

Ok- no more! LOL

If I need creative help again- I know just where to go! Thanks again!