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    This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    This is from ABC.com

    Maryland Wal-Mart Employee Finds 20-Year-Old Man Glued to the Toilet Seat

    SALISBURY, Md. May 2, 2006 (AP)— A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
    The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
    "The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."
    Rantz said the man was treated and released.

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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    oh man, some one super glues the seat? poor guy, hope he had clean underwear on

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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by hakuna makarla
    oh man, some one super glues the seat? poor guy, hope he had clean underwear on



    omg! poor guy . . . but still


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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    I would hope he flushed before the rescue team arrived...

    poor man...
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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.



    That is so funny, I feel sorry for the guy (how embarrassing) but still

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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by MellyMouse
    I would hope he flushed before the rescue team arrived...

    poor man...
    I'm sure he was flushed even if the toilet wasn't.
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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    I guess we can say that in the end he didn't put the lid back down lol

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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    How sad!!

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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Prada
    How sad!!

    Yeah, Sad FUNNY!!!


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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    Wait... this has happened before somewhere... I saw it on tv or something, but they guy was older and he was sueing somebody over not helping him or something... um... research is in order...


    Update from the Snopes site:

    In November 2005, Bob Dougherty instigated a lawsuit against a Home Depot in Louisville, Colorado, over the failure of its employees to free him in a timely manner when he sat on a glue-laden toilet seat in October 2003. Doubt has been cast on the authenticity of his claim by a Nederland, Colorado, town official who maintains Dougherty reported a similar incident in the town's visitors center bathroom in 2004.

    I knew it sounded familiar... Someone must of been trying to duplicate it as a joke and...uh... caught someone!




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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    hmm, some people are jerks.. the morale of the story, always CHECK the toilet seat carefully






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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    That is so sad, I wondering how they go the seat off of him. I hope they didn't have to cut he or that the family jewels weren't affected. Does walmart pick up bill on this? I wonder if they could find out who did it?
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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    ewww how can you not look at the seat before sitting down? Then again, ewww for going #2 in WalMart.

    this is still funny!
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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    I think I have a pretty good idea who the culprit was.


    What an idiot....

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    Re: This is sooo wrong... yet kinda funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by Disney Analyst
    hmm, some people are jerks.. the morale of the story, always CHECK the toilet seat carefully
    This is the part that is perplexing me. Was it not obvious there was something on the seat? Even still....don't people use toilet seat covers or toilet paper on the seat? Do people still just plop themselves down on a public toilet w/o looking and/or putting some sort of paper barrier between themselves and the seat?




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