This is hysterical. My friend (who is now married to my niece so technically he's my nephew now) used to have the nickname "Nopants" when we were in college because he always said ya always feel better when you have no pants on. It used to be his email address too back in the day - lol. He's gonna love this!
Oh boy!! finally a holiday I can relate to!! and take off the old bloomers and just run around. .................. well, maybe not, I live on a street with elderly people, I would hate to see them all croak ....... no I will wear my pants and just have a totally craptacular day
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"