I was sent that a couple days ago also. I found it highly amusing, though one friend of mine and I are dissapointed we never came up with the idea during our many years of dance studio recitals. Would have brought the house down easily. Guess we'll just have to be proud of our "Man-Can".
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"