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    Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    I wasn't going to post these... I mean look at them... but after mentioning them to some micechatters the other week, here they go.

    This was Relay for Life, which I am sure many of you are familiar with. For those of you who aren't it's a major fund raiser/rally/party/memorial for People who suffer from cancer. A good cause to be sure.

    Anyway, the school that I work in participated, walked all night and all that, but I participated in the "Miss Relay" pagent. And I won.

    The idea is that the Miss Relay contestents dress like women and try and solicit as much money as you can from relay participants. Whom ever gets the most money wins, they also have a prize (cupcake) for best costume, I won that too, the other contestants were.... worse than me.

    Anyway, here I am in all my Alice in Wonderland glory. Be kind eh?

    my wife made the costume from scratch, apart from the tights and shoes, which sucked.


    That's my brother, he had to be there to, you know, make fun of support me.

    To fight embarsment, I started a bit of a dance line with the girls at the school. it was fun, but it caused nasty, bleeding blisters on my feet.

    The student's faces are blured due to, you know, the clause I had to sign not to post them on the internet. They are some crazy girls who need help. They don't get out often so, other than raising money for cancer research, I did this so they could have a more memorial day.

    My brother soon got into the fray.

    besides the fact that tights are uncomfortable, and the shoes suck (by now I changed them) I could never dress like this every day. I look WAY to ugly. Though the breeze around my bits and pieces was nice.

    and, that's all. It was a fun night. The girls at school still talk about it and enjoyed it.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    LOL!!! Way to go! Good for you! Awesome and all that!


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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    What school was that at?? Nice gams - by the way...

    Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Josh you are the funniest guy I know!

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Good Lord Almighty... And I had you in my house for three days?!? LOL

    Josh, I gotta say, you're a bigger man than I! Good job, and good show.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Quote Originally Posted by BFJen
    What school was that at?? Nice gams - by the way...
    we were at Southern Utah University.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Thought it looked familiar.

    Will trade husband for Disneyland and DCA Pins!

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    SUU...the Thunderbirds, right?



    Regardless, you're one hot piece of fanny.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Quote Originally Posted by migo
    SUU...the Thunderbirds, right?



    Regardless, you're one hot piece of fanny.
    Yes, they are the thunderbirds, though sports is not what we are known for... we aren't known for much actually... though it's one of the best education programs in the country.

    Yes, my piece of fanny is hot.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    I remember how incredibly busted we got when playing you guys in softball. You were horrible. HORRIBLE. Yet you managed to run rule us in both games. Needless to say, coach was not pleased.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Quote Originally Posted by speederscout
    Good Lord Almighty... And I had you in my house for three days?!? LOL
    Good thing he didn't wear the dress the whole time.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Quote Originally Posted by Disneyphile
    Good thing he didn't wear the dress the whole time.
    Only part of the time, right?

    LOL, lord almighty Josh, that was just what I needed this morning!!!!

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    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Quote Originally Posted by a_hyperbole
    Only part of the time, right?

    LOL, lord almighty Josh, that was just what I needed this morning!!!!
    hmm, you know, now that I think about it, I could hear him singing "All In The Golden Afternoon" every time I walked past his room.

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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    Good morning, son
    In twenty years from now
    Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
    And I can tell you 'bout today
    And how I picked you up and everything changed
    It was pain
    Sunny days and rain
    I knew you'd feel the same things...





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    Re: Alice visits Relay for Life, or, thejoshualee in drag

    This is hilarious and for such a great cause. Thanks for sharing with us!

    "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
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