June 26th Changes...
I rode Pirates two times,
listening to Thurl's pirate rhymes.
When out of the cave would appear,
changes that frightened mousketeers.
The musty smell that once was true,
smelled like AA grease and fresh glue.
Jack Sparrow aka Johnny Depp,
was admired by women with pep.
Some scenes were made less PC,
alas no boob grabbing but there was glee.
Food became jewels during the chase,
was the least modest upgrade other than "the race."
All in all I had great fun,
For fifteen minutes it took me out of the sun.
But best of all was that I could see,
Walt's legacy was not flooded with pee...
All and all the changes were noteworthy.
Yes, I said its bad poetry: don't nom' this, Tui.