Go Back   MiceChat > Lounges > MiceChat Main Lounge

Closed Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-27-2006, 03:25 PM   #1
My cuties!
 
twinmom's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: WA state
Posts: 9,474
twinmom is on a distinguished road
Life Cycle

Got this in an email from my dad:

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
twinmom is offline  


Old 07-27-2006, 03:38 PM   #2
Member
 
sailerm's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Colorado, US
Posts: 1,902
sailerm is on a distinguished road
Re: Life Cycle

sailerm is offline  
Old 07-27-2006, 05:43 PM   #3
Ok time for cocoa
 
Ranger Rick's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,091
Ranger Rick is on a distinguished road
Re: Life Cycle

Shades of Mork and Mindy. With Jonathan Winters as Morks dad.
Ranger Rick is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
New Rocket Rods/Light Cycle style cars startours2.0 MiceChat Main Lounge 11 02-26-2009 09:52 AM
Brisingr (Third book of The Inheritance Cycle) Blue Dragon Teen Scene 1 10-04-2008 12:28 PM
Mismanaging the Life Cycle of Disneyland as a Product and as a Business PragmaticIdealist Disneyland Resort 243 12-14-2007 01:16 PM
Trading Tron Light Cycle Pins Tom Chaney Games of Disney.com 7 09-26-2006 05:17 PM


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:46 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.