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    Life Cycle

    Got this in an email from my dad:

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

    Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
    when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
    ready for High School.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
    responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
    conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case.

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    Re: Life Cycle

    Shades of Mork and Mindy. With Jonathan Winters as Morks dad.

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