Don't drink the water.
According to the Natural Resources Defense Council, ''as many as 7 million Americans get sick every year from drinking or swimming in water contaminated with bacteria, viruses, or parasites.'' My diet book will ask the simple question ''Do you feel lucky, punk?''
I can hear America dropping calories by the cartload already, slimming on the aerobic values of pure fear. It's a great sound. Plus, it's nice to think of playing to strengths I already have while carving my own slice of a brand-new market.
Speaking of slices, have we talked about the dangers of bread?