O.k. people. The time has come. I've been dreading this for years. LDF Junior is about to turn 11 and the time has come for us to speak mano y mano about the great mysteries of life. I'm still thinking 11 is kind of young, but the wife says it's better to get all of this information before he gets the bizarre version from his friends. So....we're going fishing for the next couple of days to spend some quality father/son time together and to.....talk. Have you all done this already? Is it a piece of cake? I just hope I can actually put everything into words. Using REAL words. I can just see myself burning up two hours saying..." You see son, first the guy....that is to say he....um...has this thingy and ....um....then the girl....um.....and then a baby is born." My son will stare at me politely and then ask what's on T.V. Isn't there a nice dvd that explains it all? No...I mean....a pg-13 version? I remember watching a disney film with Jiminy Cricket many years ago which explained.....absolutely nothing.
Any helpful hints? Or did you just skip it altogether?