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    The World's Worst Resume

    Hilarious reading. Warning - some questionable language on the first page, the rest is fine.

    http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/resume.htm

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    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: The World's Worst Resume

    Somebody missed the point of a resume.
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    Re: The World's Worst Resume

    THAT was awsome!
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    Re: The World's Worst Resume

    *dies* I think my eyes were glazed over by page 3!
    "I don't need intelligent drugs because I don't know what they are. But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different."


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    Re: The World's Worst Resume

    The poor guy was clearly very seriously mentally ill. The second page alone showed all the signs of paranoid schizophrenia.

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