Hilarious reading. Warning - some questionable language on the first page, the rest is fine. http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/resume.htm
Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR) Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war! Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.
Somebody missed the point of a resume.
I pledge allegiance to the Earth, one planet, many gods, and to the universe in which she spins.
THAT was awsome!
St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen. "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert
*dies* I think my eyes were glazed over by page 3!
"I don't need intelligent drugs because I don't know what they are. But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different." My Photos - Updated 3/29/07 - Birdwatching in BC, Canada
The poor guy was clearly very seriously mentally ill. The second page alone showed all the signs of paranoid schizophrenia.
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