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    Chuck Norris

    Who is Chuck Norris, and how does he do these fabulous things? What brought on this sudden surge of Chuck Norris? It seems everywhere I go, THERE HE IS!!

    Help?

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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Its funny. he was my dads Karate instructor before he made the big time, i find that hilarious

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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris..... ok

    Bruce Lee better...

    He used to star in karate flicks. He was really hairy back in the days
    and he advertises an execrcise machine ( I forgot whats it called)
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    He advertises the total gym (which works quite well I might add). I love Chuck Norris movies...his whole platoon will be wiped out leaving him by himself, and he still manages to take the enemy out.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Did I miss the memo? Did Chuck Norris do something of importance recently?
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by Tinker Bell View Post
    Who is Chuck Norris, and how does he do these fabulous things? What brought on this sudden surge of Chuck Norris? It seems everywhere I go, THERE HE IS!!

    Help?

    Tinker Bell needs help she must been watching his infomercials

    Not that I know of. But it will be cool to see him in another karate flick
    with no hair on his back unless my tv had a bad picture but this was back
    in the days.....
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    He's just another action hero with a mustache and a gun.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Oh, yes, I luv Disney. I need very much help. I'm in high school for heavens' sake.

    No, not infomercials (but I do watch them on a Saturday morning when I don't feel like getting up), but it seems every guy in school is like, "Ooh, Chuck Norris" ya ya ya.

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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris is also known as "Walker, Texas Ranger".

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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris can get into Disneyland just by crouching down and threatening to attack the CM at the front gate. He doesnt go to DCA because it would melt under the awsomeness of Chuck. The only reason y Innoventions is still in operation is because Chuck Norris likes it. He threatens people with his index finger if they say anything bad about Innoventions....so please....for your saftey, dont say u dont like it in public!!!!! YEA!!! U KNOW IT!


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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by aaronpaulcustoms View Post
    Chuck Norris can get into Disneyland just by crouching down and threatening to attack the CM at the front gate. He doesnt go to DCA because it would melt under the awsomeness of Chuck. The only reason y Innoventions is still in operation is because Chuck Norris likes it. He threatens people with his index finger if they say anything bad about Innoventions....so please....for your saftey, dont say u dont like it in public!!!!! YEA!!! U KNOW IT!
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    If Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks up a chicken.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding


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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by Disney Wrassler View Post
    Chuck Norris is also known as "Walker, Texas Ranger".

    Not many people know this, but not only did he star in that craptastic show, but he also sang the craptastic theme song.
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    Re: Chuck Norris

    Quote Originally Posted by MandaBella View Post
    Did I miss the memo? Did Chuck Norris do something of importance recently?
    There are a lot of Chuck Norris jokes going around now, that's all.

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