09-01-2006, 09:59 PM
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Chuck Norris
Who is Chuck Norris, and how does he do these fabulous things? What brought on this sudden surge of Chuck Norris? It seems everywhere I go, THERE HE IS!!
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09-01-2006, 11:34 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Its funny. he was my dads Karate instructor before he made the big time, i find that hilarious
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09-01-2006, 11:44 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris..... ok
Bruce Lee better... He used to star in karate flicks. He was really hairy back in the days and he advertises an execrcise machine ( I forgot whats it called)
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09-02-2006, 02:16 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
He advertises the total gym (which works quite well I might add). I love Chuck Norris movies...his whole platoon will be wiped out leaving him by himself, and he still manages to take the enemy out.
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09-02-2006, 02:24 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Did I miss the memo? Did Chuck Norris do something of importance recently?
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09-02-2006, 03:11 AM
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Tinker Bell needs help she must been watching his infomercials Not that I know of. But it will be cool to see him in another karate flick with no hair on his back unless my tv had a bad picture but this was back in the days.....
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09-02-2006, 03:12 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris
He's just another action hero with a mustache and a gun.
 
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09-02-2006, 01:32 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Oh, yes, I luv Disney. I need very much help. I'm in high school for heavens' sake.
No, not infomercials (but I do watch them on a Saturday morning when I don't feel like getting up), but it seems every guy in school is like, "Ooh, Chuck Norris" ya ya ya. |
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09-02-2006, 01:52 PM
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Happiness is California
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is also known as "Walker, Texas Ranger".
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09-02-2006, 02:16 PM
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YOU KNOW IT! YEAH!
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get into Disneyland just by crouching down and threatening to attack the CM at the front gate. He doesnt go to DCA because it would melt under the awsomeness of Chuck. The only reason y Innoventions is still in operation is because Chuck Norris likes it. He threatens people with his index finger if they say anything bad about Innoventions....so please....for your saftey, dont say u dont like it in public!!!!! YEA!!! U KNOW IT!
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09-02-2006, 03:07 PM
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09-02-2006, 03:11 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks up a chicken.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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09-02-2006, 03:27 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris counted to infinity .... twice
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Not many people know this, but not only did he star in that craptastic show, but he also sang the craptastic theme song.
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09-02-2006, 10:33 PM
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