Re: [quote=BDBopper;953546]MiceChat House...the new ABC Reality show
(Contestant four enters the game riding his carriage right up to the stage dressed like an Amish Man while "Amish Paradise" plays in the background)
(Talking with a thick Amish accent)
Hi there. I'm Disnney Wrassler. I am single, love to spit 'backer juice, love to pitchfork gladiator fight on me ole buggy with ye local crosseyed country folk, I'm known as Silversip Magee, Cleatus fluffentufferstuffenough. My goal in life is to shave me beard and grow it back, I believe electricity is the devil, I believe plumbing causes my wheat fields to catch on fire and what the heck's a Wal-Mart? I hate getting in spit slappers but some how someone wants to get in a spit slappin fest, I always win. My toe nails have never been cut and I have been an Amish Mice Chatter raisin' heck and grain for the last five years now.
I am one mean, mad, whippin snappin, Amish buggy mowin machine who never backs down unless you threaten to take pictures and capture my soul with the image!
If you don't like that, then kiss my pimples pimple that's on my toes pimple that's from my other pimple!
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