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    Wink Jokes

    Lets tell some jokes here for some good ol' laughs!

    Keep them Semi-Clean.


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    The church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

    She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being a drunk after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

    George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing.


    Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of her house

    ........... and left it there all night.




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    Re: Jokes

    If you drop a waffle on the beach, where are you?


    Sandy Eggo.
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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by 2DieFR View Post
    If you drop a waffle on the beach, where are you?


    Sandy Eggo.
    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahahaha.

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    Re: Jokes

    Signs:

    In a no smoking area: If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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    Re: Jokes

    So there is this new skyscraper that opened up in the city. Its one of the tallest buildings in the world, and at the very top is an outdoor bar.

    Some businessmen are sitting around having a few drinks and one of them says "Hey! I heard this building is built just right that if you were to walk to the edge and jump off, the wind would catch you and bring you right back to the top!"

    The other guy says "Ha! No way!"

    So the guy decides to prove it, he puts down his drink, walks to the edge and jumps. Sure enough, he floats right back up unharmed.

    "I don't believe it!" Says the other guy.

    "I'll do it again!" and he jumps off, and floats right back up.

    "All right!" Says the other guy, "I'll give it a shot"

    So he walks up to the edge and jumps....he falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and SPLAT!

    Meanwhile two guys at another table, who just witnessed this whole thing look at each other and say "Jeez, Superman sure can be a jerk when he's drunk"
    What an idiot....

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    ^^

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