Inspired by the "scorpion in my bed" thread...
The scenario....me sitting there, on my couch, typing on micechat. I'm typing away when...what is THAT! I notice something crawl out from under the ottoman my laptop was on. It is moving funny...well yes that would be because it had what looked like 100 LEGS!
Yes, a centipede...a rare centipede at that, crawled out from under the couch I was sitting on...crawled out from only inches from my feet.
I said " hello there..." and just about passed out.
Actually picture of the varmint: