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    Create your own epitaphs

    DMof2 started up this subject around Halloween time last year. I liked it so much that I figured there should be a newer thread for it this year.

    Anyway, make your own humorous epitaphs .

    Here is mine:

    Ole Disney Wrassler,
    hillbilly at heart.
    He died when he found out
    there was no more Wal-Mart.

    Your turn .

    Thanks for the correction DMof2 .
    Last edited by Disney Wrassler; 10-31-2006 at 09:32 AM.

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    Here lies an empty grave
    she went in the rapture
    and left everyone dazed

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    *On a morbid note*

    My hubby already knows what he wants for a tombstone. A nice bench for people to sit on (his cuz is doing the same thing, she's handicapped, and ther are never enough places to sit for her

    On the tombstone he wants 'Do not mourn my passing, but rejoice, for I have had the chance to live' or something (he made it up years ago.
    I guess I get to be cremated and buried under the roots next to said bench? Hopefully he'll put my name on there too

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    Her lies the grave of the unknown.
    He was born, he lived, he passed
    No one cared, no one noticed.
    >>Alan<<
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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    "Well, that happened..."
    "Yesterday, a man walked up to me and said, 'Isn't it a shame that Walt Disney couldn't be here to see this?' and I said, "He did see this, that's why it's here."
    -Art Linkletter July 17, 2005-


    When you wish upon a star your dreams come true.


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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    "I'm Gn2dlnd,"
    That's what he said,
    This pair of red longjohns,
    Mark where he lies dead.

    Remain seated, please.
    So full of Disney Magic, my eyes are blue.

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    "They pulled out what's inside
    and they served him up fried
    Cannibals love little crickets
    Don't you?"

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    Here Lies Jessicalover
    No one will miss him here
    But now he is with the
    One who called him dear
    Last edited by Jessicalover; 10-28-2006 at 06:32 PM.
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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    Tui thought he remembered this thread
    He searched the memories inside his head
    "Yeah, I remember it" is what he said
    "And as I recall the subject was dead"
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    There once was a man and a llama,
    Who died due to horrible trauma,
    You might think it *****
    That they're buried right here
    But if you want strange, you should see what was left of the hot tub they were found in.




    What?

    Too many syllables?

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    ^ and, presumably, not about you!
    So full of Disney Magic, my eyes are blue.

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    "I told you I was ill..."
    “I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.” - Bill Hicks


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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    por favor soporte claro de las puertas

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    He was Decapitated

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    Re: Create your own epitaphs

    Move along people.....

    Nothing left to see here.




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