DMof2 started up this subject around Halloween time last year. I liked it so much that I figured there should be a newer thread for it this year.
Anyway, make your own humorous epitaphs .
Here is mine:
Ole Disney Wrassler,
hillbilly at heart.
He died when he found out
there was no more Wal-Mart.
Your turn .
Thanks for the correction DMof2 .