"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx
My 10 year old is learning how to wake herself up with an alarm clock. My mother stopped waking me up when I hit high school. I guess she figured it was a good idea to teach us kids to be responsible for ourselves.
Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!
Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.