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    • And they call me Mad!
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    So, who wants to get married?

    I have just been ordained by the Universal Life Church, which means I can now perform Marriages, Baptisms and Funerals. If ever you would like to have my services please PM me and I will gladly make arrangements. (Please note that as part of my cost, airfare to and from will have to be included.)

    The peace of God be with you,


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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Hmmm...tempting.

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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Wow Reverend Tui!

    I don't think you can do a briss though.
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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    All right, you mushy MiceChatters, anyone in love enough to get married by Reverend Tui?

    Anyone?

    Come on!

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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Will you perform civil unions also?
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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    If I pop out another kid you can baptize them.


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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvsLilo View Post
    If I pop out another kid you can baptize them.
    Something to look forward to.
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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    you could do my funeral

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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    If/when I ever get married again, Ill keep you in mind
    "I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. "Groucho Marx

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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Quote Originally Posted by justjohn View Post
    Will you perform civil unions also?
    Yes, but I prefer to just call them marriages. Any children of God who are old enough to be in love deserve to be together.

    Quote Originally Posted by LuvsLilo View Post
    If I pop out another kid you can baptize them.
    I would be honored.
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    Re: So, who wants to get married?


    Quote Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Quote Originally Posted by kelly View Post
    you could do my funeral
    Quote Originally Posted by frecky View Post
    If/when I ever get married again, Ill keep you in mind
    More things to look forward to...
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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Quote Originally Posted by Tui View Post
    Yes, but I prefer to just call them marriages. Any children of God who are old enough to be in love deserve to be together.
    What a beautiful human being you are...

    BTW, I'm a Reverend in the ULC also, so if you get backed up, I can help you out.
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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Quote Originally Posted by justjohn View Post
    BTW, I'm a Reverend in the ULC also, so if you get backed up, I can help you out.
    I wasn't aware that clergy people and fiber were interchangable.

    Quote Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: So, who wants to get married?

    Do you do Bris?
    Growing older is manditory
    Growing up is however, optional

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