Ok- so it isn't dirty, but it got you to look!
Appeared in the June 2005 Playboy:
"A man went to his doctor and said 'When I got up this morning I instinctively put on a pair of white gloves and called my wife Minnie. On the way to work I wouldn't help singing, 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go.' And at the office I called my boss Grumpy. What's the matter with me?'
'Isn't it obvious?' the doctor said, 'You're having Disney spells.' "