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    Amazingly simple home remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, then don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto...the blockage will be almost instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, then take a large dose of laxatives. Then, you will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

    8. Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: In life, you only need two tools...WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move but should, then use the WD-40. If it should not move but does, then use the duct tape.

    9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

    Thought for the Day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    loved this

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    #8 is what I live for.


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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    1 and 4 are funny!

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
    That would be a good one for me!

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    Too funny!

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    Quote Originally Posted by twinmom View Post
    SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
    And that is my new sig!
    “In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.” -Michael Jackson



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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    Quote Originally Posted by twinmom View Post
    Thought for the Day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES...THEY'RE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
    So says my two older brothers and my dad.
    Press today is so concerned with cool vs. not cool that they're starting to forget good vs. bad. I'm not sure I'll ever be "cool", but I will always tirelessly strive to be "great". - Josh Groban

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    Great "cures", thanks!

    LOL

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    Very funny!

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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    I've been going about the whole cough thing the wrong way. Laxatives you say ...


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    Re: Amazingly simple home remedies

    #5 is hilarious!
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