How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

[barfownz]

NOTE: This is a joke.


There are 3 guys. They each had an interview for the same job.

The 1st guy walks in and the manager asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones"?

The 1st guy says, "One". The Manager says that is correct, you get the Job.



The 2nd guy walks in and the manager asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones"?

The 2nd guy says, "One". The Manager says that is correct, you get the Job.



The 3rd guy walks in and the manager asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones"?

The 3rd guy says, "Hmmmm, May I have a pencil, a peice of paper and a calculator please?" The manager then hands him what he asked for.

He writes down numbers and letters and types them out in the calculator.


After 30 minutes of trying to find out the solution he then shouts out, "364!!!"

The Manager says "What? How is that possible" The 3rd guy says "Easy!"

*Sings Indiana Jones Theme Song* "Da da da da... da da da.... da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da..."

[DisneyDude2006]

How many times have I heard this joke?

364

[barfownz]

Some people haven't heard it though.

[aimster]

Oy vey.

[hollywood1939]

Hmm...

[French25Fan]

Some people haven't heard it though.

I had never heard it. Thanks for sharing!

[Olympicnut]

Shouldnt jokes be in fun and games???

[Hakuna Makarla]

I never heard of it before, cute thank you

[BFJen]

I hadn't heard it before either - it made me laugh!

[Stitchy]

I don't get it.

[Alice's Wonderland]

I think it's funny!

[barfownz]

Thanks for the feedback!

[wolfy]

Guess I'm not the most intelligent person on earth.......?????

That's supposed to be funny.....????

Hmmmm.....?????

[pveticket]

Guess I'm not the most intelligent person on earth.......?????

That's supposed to be funny.....????

Hmmmm.....?????

Yeah..thats not the best joke iv heard

[FrumiousBoojum]

The thing is, the guy wasn't being as intelligent as he could've. For one thing, "da" isn't the right thing to be thinking about in the song if he wants a job. He needs to look at the sheet music for each instrument played, finding where D, D sharp, and D flat was played. Places where multiple instruments play the same D at he same time count one D each, but if one instrument is playing D flat at the same time another plays D sharp, that's 2 Ds.

And there are no Captain D's in the movies to count.