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    How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    NOTE: This is a joke.


    There are 3 guys. They each had an interview for the same job.

    The 1st guy walks in and the manager asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones"?

    The 1st guy says, "One". The Manager says that is correct, you get the Job.



    The 2nd guy walks in and the manager asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones"?

    The 2nd guy says, "One". The Manager says that is correct, you get the Job.



    The 3rd guy walks in and the manager asks, "How many D's are in Indiana Jones"?

    The 3rd guy says, "Hmmmm, May I have a pencil, a peice of paper and a calculator please?" The manager then hands him what he asked for.

    He writes down numbers and letters and types them out in the calculator.


    After 30 minutes of trying to find out the solution he then shouts out, "364!!!"

    The Manager says "What? How is that possible" The 3rd guy says "Easy!"

    *Sings Indiana Jones Theme Song* "Da da da da... da da da.... da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da..."

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    How many times have I heard this joke?

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Some people haven't heard it though.

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Oy vey.

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Hmm...
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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by barfownz View Post
    Some people haven't heard it though.

    I had never heard it. Thanks for sharing!

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Shouldnt jokes be in fun and games???

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    I never heard of it before, cute thank you

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    I hadn't heard it before either - it made me laugh!

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    I don't get it.




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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    I think it's funny!

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Thanks for the feedback!

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Guess I'm not the most intelligent person on earth.......?????

    That's supposed to be funny.....????

    Hmmmm.....?????
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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy999 View Post
    Guess I'm not the most intelligent person on earth.......?????

    That's supposed to be funny.....????

    Hmmmm.....?????
    Yeah..thats not the best joke iv heard

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    Re: How many D's are in Indiana Jones?

    The thing is, the guy wasn't being as intelligent as he could've. For one thing, "da" isn't the right thing to be thinking about in the song if he wants a job. He needs to look at the sheet music for each instrument played, finding where D, D sharp, and D flat was played. Places where multiple instruments play the same D at he same time count one D each, but if one instrument is playing D flat at the same time another plays D sharp, that's 2 Ds.

    And there are no Captain D's in the movies to count.
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