So this new skyscraper has just opened up in a huge city. It's the tallest building in the world, and on the very top is a Bar. Well, the bar is a pretty happening place, where all the businessmen go to unwind after a long day of work.
There are two guys sitting together at a table, and one says: "Hey, I heard that this building is so tall that if you were to jump out that window, the wind would catch you just right that you'd float all the way back up to the top."
The other guy says "Bull crap! I don't believe it!"
So guy number 1 says "Fine! I'll show you!"
He chugs down his drink, walks to the edge of the building, and jumps. Sure enough, he comes right back up to the window unharmed.
"Amazing!" Says the other guy. "Do it again!"
So the guy jumps, and comes right back up.
"Ok, says the other guy. I'll do it!"
So he walks to the edge of the building, takes a deep breath, and jumps.
He falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and then SPLAT! He hits the ground.
Meanwhile, two guys at another table saw this whole thing happened and one of them turned to the other and said "Jeez, Superman sure can be an A-Hole when he's drunk."