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    Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

    So this new skyscraper has just opened up in a huge city. It's the tallest building in the world, and on the very top is a Bar. Well, the bar is a pretty happening place, where all the businessmen go to unwind after a long day of work.

    There are two guys sitting together at a table, and one says: "Hey, I heard that this building is so tall that if you were to jump out that window, the wind would catch you just right that you'd float all the way back up to the top."

    The other guy says "Bull crap! I don't believe it!"

    So guy number 1 says "Fine! I'll show you!"

    He chugs down his drink, walks to the edge of the building, and jumps. Sure enough, he comes right back up to the window unharmed.

    "Amazing!" Says the other guy. "Do it again!"

    So the guy jumps, and comes right back up.

    "Ok, says the other guy. I'll do it!"

    So he walks to the edge of the building, takes a deep breath, and jumps.

    He falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and falls and then SPLAT! He hits the ground.


    Meanwhile, two guys at another table saw this whole thing happened and one of them turned to the other and said "Jeez, Superman sure can be an A-Hole when he's drunk."
    What an idiot....

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    Re: Got a Good Joke? We all need a laugh from time to time...

    A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says ..."Probably at work."
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