I feel I must point out that several of the items on the list do not apply to ALL Men, just our straight bretheren.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Have you ever seen two gay men planning their own wedding? 'Nuff said.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Bite your tongue!
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Yes please! (but only hot men!)
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky.
Been ther, done that!
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Dirty, dirty minds!
Wrinkles add character.
So does a Bozo wig, but I don't want that either.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
You've obvoiusly never been to a gay pride event!
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Well, this one is kinda true. Only because gay men are less likely than women to buy shoes that are too small. Some gay men actually buy shoes that are a little big because of the belief that the bigger the feet the bigger the... ah... never mind.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Yea... Right! Gay men. Gossip. Hel-lo!
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Yeah... If it's the size of a Buick!
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
Well... There was that time at the Gauntlet....
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Because we iron.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
Some gay guys shave a LOT more!
You can play with toys all your life.
Not going to go there!
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
(See "Hairstyle above.)
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25