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    Quote Originally Posted by jwbear
    I feel I must point out that several of the items on the list do not apply to ALL Men, just our straight bretheren.


    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Have you ever seen two gay men planning their own wedding? 'Nuff said.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    Bite your tongue!

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    Yes please! (but only hot men!)

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Even better!

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
    one is just too icky.


    Been ther, done that!

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Dirty, dirty minds!

    Wrinkles add character.

    So does a Bozo wig, but I don't want that either.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    You've obvoiusly never been to a gay pride event!

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    Well, this one is kinda true. Only because gay men are less likely than women to buy shoes that are too small. Some gay men actually buy shoes that are a little big because of the belief that the bigger the feet the bigger the... ah... never mind.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    Yea... Right! Gay men. Gossip. Hel-lo!

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    Yeah... If it's the size of a Buick!

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    For what?

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    Well... There was that time at the Gauntlet....

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Because we iron.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    NOT!

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    Some gay guys shave a LOT more!

    You can play with toys all your life.

    Not going to go there!

    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

    (See "Hairstyle above.)

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.


    Because we're FABULOUS! (SNAP!)

    You're still a guy even if you're a feminine guy. Like Brian Emmersol (I think that's his name- Guy for Blue Collar TV) said "I think I could be gay execpt for that whole sex thing, then it would be just like hanging out with your buddies"
    How about a guy on trampoline for our gay friend....may not have the same meaning for you though
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    Quote Originally Posted by LightBeer
    Are you questioning Lightbeers 80's rock music knowledge?

    Van Halen
    Everybody wants some I want some too. OOW everybody wants some baby how bout you.

    I like the way the line runs up the back of the stocking, no no no no dont take it off dont take it off.
    ****, I do I keep seeing dancing fries in my head? "TWO DOLLARS>>>I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by dramaqueen
    Well, I used to have a Tinkerbell costume.......

    But I don't think that is why men are happier

    /derail- back on topic (I fear for my reputation!)
    Hmmmmm, that may make me happier :devil:
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    Quote Originally Posted by cellarhound
    Nope, just Duffy's... Yes it's Irish... It is where the Pub Scouts play...

    Oh, to be in Chico on St. Patty's day... Where the drinking starts at 3 am...
    .....and all the beer is green.
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    You're still a guy even if you're a feminine guy.
    Dude, I'm so not feminine. One does not lose ones masculinity just because one has taste and style!

    How about a guy on trampoline for our gay friend....may not have the same meaning for you though
    Men on trampolines can be fun.... Depending on the equiptment...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jwbear
    Dude, I'm so not feminine. One does not lose ones masculinity just because one has taste and style!



    Men on trampolines can be fun.... Depending on the equiptment...
    The majority of men I know are just like me....beer, sports, women, and crude humor. That's definitely not taste and style. Oh wait a minute.....My dad's close friend was gay and you would never know. Oh Crap forgot about him. He used to drink beer and watch football with me while his partner kept trying to hit on the cable guy Alright, men on trmpolines for our switch hitter friend here!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ortizmo2000
    Everytime I come to this thread now, I can hear "Everybody Wants Some" playing in my head.

    And anyone who's seen this movie knows the song.

    Wow I haven't seen that for a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tui
    Yay, it's a bouncing STD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by girl anachronism
    Yay, it's a bouncing STD!
    STD = So Totally Do-able.


    OH!!!!!
    "The old man's gonna knock on the sky. Listen to the sound."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ortizmo2000
    STD = So Totally Do-able.


    OH!!!!!
    Nah, more like the "man that girls got std, I can smell her from a mile away!" variety. :devil:

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateMunkee
    Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures?

    Your last name stays put.
    Sez who? My husband took my last name 6 days before we married. :P
    -Ann

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    July 1987 - offsite, 1-day visit to the MK; July-August 2000 - honeymoon - Port Orleans (now POFQ); May 2003 - Caribbean Beach Resort; Dec 2003 - Coronado Springs; April 2004 - Pop Century (PC) & POFQ; Sept 2004 - Animal Kingdom Lodge; May 2005 - Port Orleans Riverside; Sept 2005 - PC; Oct 2006 - POFQ; Apr 2007 - PC; July 2007 - Boardwalk Villas (WOO HOO! I was at WDW in the MK on the 20th anniversary of my first visit!); August - Sept 2007 - Old Key West; Sept 2007 - Saratoga Springs; Oct 2007 - BWV; Mar-Apr 2008 - SS

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    Dec 2001 - Grand Californian; Jan 2005 - GC; July 2005 - HoJo Anaheim & GC; Dec 2008 - Best Western Park Place Inn



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    Quote Originally Posted by Labuda
    Sez who? My husband took my last name 6 days before we married. :P
    Of course there are always exeptions to the rule
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    Quote Originally Posted by jwbear
    I feel I must point out that several of the items on the list do not apply to ALL Men, just our straight bretheren.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    Some gay guys shave a LOT more!
    As do some straight boys - swimmers and bicyclists... maybe some ofhte gymnasts, too - do they need to be more aerodynamic?
    -Ann

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    July 1987 - offsite, 1-day visit to the MK; July-August 2000 - honeymoon - Port Orleans (now POFQ); May 2003 - Caribbean Beach Resort; Dec 2003 - Coronado Springs; April 2004 - Pop Century (PC) & POFQ; Sept 2004 - Animal Kingdom Lodge; May 2005 - Port Orleans Riverside; Sept 2005 - PC; Oct 2006 - POFQ; Apr 2007 - PC; July 2007 - Boardwalk Villas (WOO HOO! I was at WDW in the MK on the 20th anniversary of my first visit!); August - Sept 2007 - Old Key West; Sept 2007 - Saratoga Springs; Oct 2007 - BWV; Mar-Apr 2008 - SS

    DLR:
    Dec 2001 - Grand Californian; Jan 2005 - GC; July 2005 - HoJo Anaheim & GC; Dec 2008 - Best Western Park Place Inn



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    Quote Originally Posted by cellarhound
    I guess you are right, but I suppose it also depends on who that man is...

    As JWBear pointed out... Some men would be happier with hot guy in that tinkerbell costume...

    As for me, I would be laughing my bum off, particularly if he was a bearded, unattractive grease monkey...
    I suddenly feel the urge to post this link:

    http://makeashorterlink.com/?M22942997
    -Ann

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    July 1987 - offsite, 1-day visit to the MK; July-August 2000 - honeymoon - Port Orleans (now POFQ); May 2003 - Caribbean Beach Resort; Dec 2003 - Coronado Springs; April 2004 - Pop Century (PC) & POFQ; Sept 2004 - Animal Kingdom Lodge; May 2005 - Port Orleans Riverside; Sept 2005 - PC; Oct 2006 - POFQ; Apr 2007 - PC; July 2007 - Boardwalk Villas (WOO HOO! I was at WDW in the MK on the 20th anniversary of my first visit!); August - Sept 2007 - Old Key West; Sept 2007 - Saratoga Springs; Oct 2007 - BWV; Mar-Apr 2008 - SS

    DLR:
    Dec 2001 - Grand Californian; Jan 2005 - GC; July 2005 - HoJo Anaheim & GC; Dec 2008 - Best Western Park Place Inn



    p.s. Wanna buy a ?

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    OMG, I love this thread.

    I spent several weekends at Chico State 10 or so years ago....we used to drive down there to the "party" school, and I almost DIED when my mother said she was going to move down there to go to school. She's a teetotaler and would have moved home in a week. :devil:

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