I don't think men are happier- just ask my husband - I make him miserable (JK!!)
Doesn't he realize that with enough beer, football, and strip clubs and the brain eventually goes numb enough to drown out the other halfs. Sheesh, My marriage hasn't been happier since I learned the joys of alcohol and earplugs
I did? Sorry, no. I'd rather have the hot guy out of the tinkerbell costume!
Bouncing on a trampoline would be icing... I like icing.
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Oops! Almost forgot!
Replace women with men and you describe most gay men I know. (Yes, contrary to popular belief, many gay men enjoy watching sports... And not just for the hunky athletes!)
My dad had a close friend who was gay. You couldn't tell he was gay. He would hang out with me and drink beer and watch football. His partner would come out and say"Wow look at that Tight end." Rich, my dad's friend would then say ,"Shut up Phil you don't even know where Tight End is." Phil would then laugh and say, "What kind of gay man are you? There's a whole bunch of them right there on the screen." Funny Stuff