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    Why Men are Happier

    Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple
    creatures?

    Your last name stays put.
    The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be President.
    You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
    Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    The world is your urinal.
    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
    one
    is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay.
    Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.
    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    You can open all your own jars.
    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    You almost never have strap problems in public.
    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    Everything on your face stays its original color.
    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    You only have to shave your face and neck.
    You can play with toys all your life.
    Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.
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    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
    minutes.
    this one is so me!!
    wdw-87 fort wilderness with fam.
    00 off property with future wife
    00 carribean beach with fam. for x-mas
    01 all star ask her to marry me also x-mas
    02 off property with inlaws
    03 polynesian with wife and fam. 3 days from wed.
    06 port orleans french quarters with wife for one day

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    Plus the mustaches.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    The world is your urinal.

    LOL this is too true sometimes. :devil:

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    "You know stuff about tanks."

    Ok now are we talking Panzer tanks pre world war 2 or are talking about car tanks and the average millage we can pull on one tank of gas....

    lol.... ok I am this one...
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    we have cookies.

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    And they're morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle
    And they're morons.

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    This thread was a joke not some personal vent room you may have with men. And for the record a true Moron is one that doesn't respect their fellow human beings and feel the need to arise above everybody else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle
    And they're morons.

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    MISTER Moron to you.
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle
    And they're morons.

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    lol!

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    Actually, this is a plot created by Women. (Pirate Monkee is actually a well disguised woman, look at the ankles) They want us to think we're happier so they can manipulate us to go to work every day and on average we all die younger as a result. The real story is that while we're watching some mindless game on ESPN (being plyed with beer) they are making (or plotting from catalogs) to make all of the most important buying decisions and raising our offspring. They only do the wash to blackmail us into not revealing to the neighbors how bad our briefs really look. We are just in denial. Yes..we are and perhaps truly happier for it!
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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    I don't know if this is just me, but what is the point of the old copy and paste method on a discussion board? We are all impressed by the fact that you still get chain letters at the age of 47, not to mention the fact that you still find them entertaining.

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    Guys are stupider...but not happier. Either that or they are happy to be stupid. I can't figure it out

    I love men. They make me drool!!!!
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    I don't think we are stupider....

    We just like to figgure things out for ourselves...

    Therefor, Men generally have more experiance doing things...
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    On a serious note, I agree with people who say that men are happier than women, for one reason: Men tend to analyze things less and just take them as they come, where most women are constantly looking for the subtext or hidden meaning in things. I'm sure there are men who do overanalyze situations, and I am making a broad generalization, but that's just how I've always seen it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnygirl
    I am making a broad generalization, but that's just how I've always seen it.
    Actually you are making a generalization about broads.
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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