Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: First Graders

  1. #1

    • MiceChat Round-Up Crew
    • June 3rd, 2011
    • Offline

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    In my own demented world
    Posts
    3,561

    First Graders

    A first grade teacher had 25 students in her class and she presented
    each
    child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up
    with
    the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually
    done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading,
    keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the
    last
    one is classic!

    1. Don't change horses ....... until they stop running.

    2. Strike while the ...... bug is close.

    3. It's always darkest before ....... Daylight Saving Time.

    4. Never underestimate the power of ....... termites.

    5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?

    6. Don't bite the hand that ......... looks dirty.

    7. No news is ......... impossible.

    8. A miss is as good as a ........ Mr.

    9. You can't teach an old dog new ........ math.

    10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning.

    11. Love all, trust ........... me.

    12. The pen is mightier than the ...... pigs.

    13. An idle mind is ......the best way to relax.

    14. Where there's smoke there's ....... pollution.

    15. Happy the bride who ....... gets all the presents.

    16. A penny saved is ......... not much.

    17. Two's company, three's ...... the Musketeers.

    18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ........ you put on to go to bed.

    19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ........ you
    have to
    blow your nose.

    20. There are none so blind as ..... Stevie Wonder.

    21. Children should be seen and not ....... spanked or grounded.

    22. If at first you don't succeed ........ get new batteries.

    23. You get out of something only what you ....... see in the picture
    on
    the box.

    24. When the blind lead the blind ...... get out of the way.

    25. Better late than ....... pregnant.
    PirateMunkee

    Visit My Horror Designs Store!!!

  2. #2

    • Senior Member
    • Offline

    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA
    Posts
    63
    that was a 1st grader that wrote 25???!!!!????!!!???

    Funny
    "Some men see things as they are and say why? I see things that never were and say, why not"
    -Robert F. Kennedy
    (1925-1968)

    Join the ACLU

    Vist the LiberalKid blog

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 7
    Last Post: 03-24-2009, 12:19 PM
  2. 3rd Graders plan attack on Teacher!
    By garbear in forum MiceChat Main Lounge
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 04-04-2008, 11:40 PM
  3. Kindergarten and first graders
    By krystledm in forum MiceChat Main Lounge
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 08-19-2007, 11:54 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •