Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
I'm a jerk to people, even if they're nice to me.... It's a personality flaw based on being abandoned in my formative teen years combined with self-doubt about how little I've actaully acomplished despite being smarter than 99.9% of the American population....
It's also a great way to meet women...
Did I mention how women are constantly hitting on me? I find the bigger a butt-face I am, the more way-hot women want me. Doesn't work on these boards, but at the (stompy-industrial, goth, noise, etc) dance clubs I go to, I'm a freakin' chick magnet.... mostly because I'm a big jerk.
yes, chicks want a bad guy.....don't know why.... dshimel you are not jerk. At least i don't remember that from the meet!!!!
Katie Founding member of the BA I LOVE us!!! FIGHT ON!!!!!!
Oh, 14? You'll grow out of it!
Welcome to teenagerhooddom!
And yes, it's so refreshing to see a teen spell out words, let alone spell them correctly! Not to mention the intelligence lurking about!
Good morning, son
In twenty years from now
Maybe we'll both sit down and have a few beers
And I can tell you 'bout today
And how I picked you up and everything changed
It was pain
Sunny days and rain
I knew you'd feel the same things...
Wow, 14? Your excellent language skills and reasoned opinions had me pegging you as much older. Its great to know that there are still some young people out there who are thoughtful, articulate and don't use "like" every other word.
My hope for the future is somewhat restored.
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Unfortunately, this is true only of a very certain TYPE of woman. Ones with very low self esteem and serious issues. Any decent woman looks for a man who can treat her courteously and kindly.
Women say this... but it just isn't so.
There have been times of my life when I was just looking to meet a nice woman, and I've been Mr. Niceguy. Only the ugly, old, fat, and/or desperate women would give me the time of day. (Stop reading my posts Paula... )
Right now, when I go out, I'm not really looking to meet anyone. So, I blow women off as if I'm too good for them.... All of the sudden, the hottest women in the dance club are trying to meet me.
Sure, sure..... I've dropped some fat, added some muscle, got rid of the 1983 haircut, etc. Still, I think it is 99% attitude.
Like the lines from the movie/book "Things To Do in Denver When You're Dead".... "Chace a dog, and it is going to run. Treat a dog like crap, and it will do just about anything to please you."
Yes, it is rude to compare women to dogs, but if the metaphor fits..... Heck, men are dogs, and most of us will admit it freely. Women, however, don't seem to want to admit the truth when it comes to themselves.
The sad reality is, it is the jerk guys that treat women like dogs that get the most and hottest women.