Due to an overwhelming amount of fabulousness on the board, here is the 2000 post club. Set up, say a few words of wisdom... share and enlightenus. What have you done to make MC a better place? Reflect and share.
People...get out while you still can!! Don't go down this pathway! Throw the computer out the window now! Once it starts it wont stop! You'll spiral out of control until you live and breathe MiceChat! For the love of all that's good in this world, get out while you still have a life!!!!
Um, other than that...it's all good.
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
you know ... this is going to be a pretty boring thread for a while ... now don't kill me for posting in here
Originally Posted by drunkmom
this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s