weird song lyrics

[tassie]

I had the TV on this morning and they were playing songs from a few years ago. They played "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira and I heard some words that I thought surely that can't be the lyrics, so I came on line, and sure enough the words were what I heard!!!! TOOOOOO funy!!!

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

[FrumiousBoojum]

That was mentioned in the link in the first post of the worst lyrics of all time thread, so you're not alone.

[sunnygirl]

Every time I hear that song, that line cracks me the hell up.

[tassie]

I never knew it said that until yesterday!! I obviously didn'e the other post!! ooops!!

[Brain Toad]

I think I remember flipping through channels and hearing this song played, hearing that lyric and just sitting for a couple seconds letting it sink in.

[sailerm]

Yes those are the lyrics, and they are an almost direct translation from the spanish lyrics, other than in spanish she refers to them as her "chests"