"Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin'

Ride Warrior · 05-06-2007, 11:18 PM

There are a number of poor overlooked disney toon charaters that have never had a loving relationship...not even one date. It's about time that somebody at least acknowledged some of these poor souls. To name a few, Tigger, Cinderella's wicked stepsisters and her stepmother(loveless marraige to Cindy's father), all seven dwarves (sister-like Snow White doesn't count), Ursala... The list goes on. Life can be sooo unfair.

The poll begs the question, "Which Lonely Disney Toon Characters Need Loving the Most?" Please tell me your thoughts..

Melonballer · 05-06-2007, 11:26 PM

Goofy has never been kissed? Where did Max come from?

aimster · 05-06-2007, 11:33 PM

^^ You took the words right out of my mouth.

cpdisneyprincess · 05-06-2007, 11:37 PM

And the dwarfs have been kissed by Snow White!

tiggerfan · 05-06-2007, 11:41 PM

Are you talking about me ?

Ride Warrior · 05-06-2007, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Melonballer

Goofy has never been kissed? Where did Max come from?

I goofed. I'll strike him from the poll.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cpdisneyprincess

And the dwarfs have been kissed by Snow White!

That doesn't count. She kissed them like a sister - not a lover. Leastwise, I don't think that they had kinky love with eachother...did they?

Ride Warrior · 05-07-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by tiggerfan

Are you talking about me ?

You're right at the top of the poll, tiggerfan. Don't worry, help is on the way.

Ride Warrior · 05-07-2007, 02:02 PM

Roz from Monsters, Inc. has never been kissed. She's the backbone of the company, and does anyone ask her out...or even give her a second look? The answer is unequivocally, categorically NO!

What's wrong with her? She's as HOT as they come...for a monster. Oh, the horror of it all.

FrumiousBoojum · 05-07-2007, 03:49 PM

Wait... when did Yoda become a Disney toon?!

TikiRoomLiz · 05-07-2007, 04:16 PM

I voted for other, because you never know what goes on behind the scenes.

Disney Wrassler · 05-07-2007, 04:17 PM

What about Ursula? I mean big momma needs some lovin' sometimes too ya know.

Disney Wrassler · 05-07-2007, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum

Wait... when did Yoda become a Disney toon?!

Roz had a date with one of the Poor, Unfortunate Souls many moons ago and that's how Yoda was created

.

lazyboy97O · 05-07-2007, 04:21 PM

Cinderella's stepmother was clearly in at least two relationships. One with Mr. Tremaine, father of Anastasia and Drizella, and a second with Cinderella's father.

Alice's Wonderland · 05-07-2007, 04:30 PM

Buzz has Jessie. I pick other. What about Thomas from Pocahontas, or Cogsworth, or the genie?

Ride Warrior · 05-07-2007, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum

Wait... when did Yoda become a Disney toon?!

Toon in to the the last quote on this post to find out...

Quote:

Originally Posted by TikiRoomLiz

I voted for other, because you never know what goes on behind the scenes.

Absolutely. Animated charaters don't have to worry about their squeeky clean Disney image when they're behind the sceens.

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Originally Posted by Disney Wrassler

What about Ursula? I mean big momma needs some lovin' sometimes too ya know.

Agreed. Ursala needs somebody to ROCK her world! That would cure her of being such an evil be-otch!

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Originally Posted by Disney Wrassler

Roz had a date with one of the Poor, Unfortunate Souls many moons ago and that's how Yoda was created

.

For proof of Yoda's "tooniness", take a look at the way he kicks Sith butt...it's very animated.

View Poll Results: Which Lonely Disney Toon Characters Need Loving the Most?"
Tigger - Life hasn't been very "Tiggerific" for him.	5	13.89%
Yoda - Serious lack of wookiee here.	4	11.11%
Cinerella's wicked stepsisters and stepmother - Can they help it if their feet are too big?	8	22.22%
Ariel's poor unfortunate sisters, and Ursala - Sabastian...crabs...you get the picture.	7	19.44%
Cruella DeVill - Her life really went to the dogs.	6	16.67%
Herbie - Ironic that the "Love Bug" is a virgin, isn't it?!	3	8.33%
Buzz Lightyear - Thinks he's a space ranger.. Nuff said.	6	16.67%
Other	11	30.56%
They all deserve some lovin. Toons without partners are soooo sad.	11	30.56%
They're all stuck on themselves. LET THEM ROT!!!	0	0%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

05-06-2007, 11:18 PM	#1
Ride Warrior Surfing The Universe Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 33,329	"Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' There are a number of poor overlooked disney toon charaters that have never had a loving relationship...not even one date. It's about time that somebody at least acknowledged some of these poor souls. To name a few, Tigger, Cinderella's wicked stepsisters and her stepmother(loveless marraige to Cindy's father), all seven dwarves (sister-like Snow White doesn't count), Ursala... The list goes on. Life can be sooo unfair. The poll begs the question, "Which Lonely Disney Toon Characters Need Loving the Most?" Please tell me your thoughts.. __________________ C'mon! Turkeys have been good sports for years. Turkeys are our friends...not food! Last edited by Ride Warrior; 05-07-2007 at 10:39 PM.

05-06-2007, 11:26 PM	#2
Melonballer Senior Minion Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Posts: 7,419	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' Goofy has never been kissed? Where did Max come from? __________________ Come join the fun. See characters you have have not seen in Years! Come view the NEW Add a Character thread.

05-06-2007, 11:37 PM	#4
cpdisneyprincess Oh my Goodness! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm comin' home!! Posts: 4,880	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' And the dwarfs have been kissed by Snow White! __________________

05-06-2007, 11:41 PM	#5
tiggerfan Minion Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 347.75 Miles From DL Hub Posts: 3,565	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' Are you talking about me ? __________________ Always remember that the size of a man's heart is not judged by how much he loves, but by how much he is loved by others

05-07-2007, 02:02 PM	#8
Ride Warrior Surfing The Universe Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 33,329	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' Roz from Monsters, Inc. has never been kissed. She's the backbone of the company, and does anyone ask her out...or even give her a second look? The answer is unequivocally, categorically NO! What's wrong with her? She's as HOT as they come...for a monster. Oh, the horror of it all. __________________ C'mon! Turkeys have been good sports for years. Turkeys are our friends...not food! Last edited by Ride Warrior; 05-07-2007 at 10:41 PM.

05-07-2007, 03:49 PM	#9
FrumiousBoojum Huh? Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 7,685	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' Wait... when did Yoda become a Disney toon?! __________________ -Tim

05-07-2007, 04:16 PM	#10
TikiRoomLiz Circle of Ancients Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Somewhere Posts: 14,564	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' I voted for other, because you never know what goes on behind the scenes.

05-07-2007, 04:17 PM	#11
Disney Wrassler Happiness is California Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Here Posts: 19,936 Blog Entries: 10	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' What about Ursula? I mean big momma needs some lovin' sometimes too ya know.

05-07-2007, 04:21 PM	#13
lazyboy97O Senior Minion Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 9,797	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' Cinderella's stepmother was clearly in at least two relationships. One with Mr. Tremaine, father of Anastasia and Drizella, and a second with Cinderella's father.

05-07-2007, 04:30 PM	#14
Alice's Wonderland Directly directed Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 4,524	Re: "Never Been Kissed" Toons In Need Of Some Lovin' Buzz has Jessie. I pick other. What about Thomas from Pocahontas, or Cogsworth, or the genie? __________________

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