"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? " - Alice
"If his brain's ran down, how can he talk?" - Jack Pumpkinhead
"It happens to people all the time, Jack." - Dorothy
"It seems the words on my mug are right: 'It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys.'" - Sam the Eagle
If anyone really wants to know, it's denoted from a Simpsons quote when the teachers go on strike, and while at a rally, Bart starts a bit of a game of telephone that goes up to Mrs. Krabappel. It starts as "I heard Skinner said the teachers wouldn't last a week!"
When it gets to Mrs. K, she simply says "Oh we'll show Skinner who can last a week! And we'll get him for that Purple Monkey Dishwasher!"
...Anything else anyone would like to know? I mean, since this thread IS all about me....
(And if it were started in retaliation for a reply to another post, then it's absolutely uncalled for, but thanks for the attention anyways).