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Just thought I'd toss this out there. My aunt is 48 years old, married with 2 kids.
If my aunt were a man, would that make her my uncle?
I know it's years and years too late to ponder this, I was just wondering.
Just thought I'd toss this out there. My aunt is 48 years old, married with 2 kids.
If my aunt were a man, would that make her my uncle?
I know it's years and years too late to ponder this, I was just wondering.
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Is this a serious question? Yes, your mother's/father's brother would be your uncle.
Yes . . .
but childbirth would have been more difficult.
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...................and start drinking!
Who's to say that your "Aunt" isn't a man?
Is she thinking about gender reassignment, and you're wondering how to address her/him right?
Well, if grandma had balls, she'd be grandpa!
Hope this explains it.
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She's a MAN, man!Originally Posted by EvilQueen
Who's to say that your "Aunt" isn't a man?
For some reason I thought the time stamp of the original post would be 2:30 AM. Then again, no typos so I'm assuming sunnyg was sober which frightens me. I think I'll come back and read it again after a few bers.
Is this a joke or something?
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Dead serious question. Thanks for all your insight.
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Short lesson on family relationships:
- Mother: a female parent
- Father: a male parent
- Son: a male child of the parent(s)
- Daughter: a female child of the parent(s)
- Brother: a male child of the same parent(s)
- Sister: a female child of the same parent(s)
- Grandfather: a parent's father
- Grandmother: a parent's mother
- Grandson: a child's son
- Granddaughter: a child's daughter
- Uncle: father's brother, father's sister's husband, mother's brother, mother's sister's husband
- Aunt: father's sister, father's brother's wife, mother's sister, mother's brother's wife
- Nephew: sister's son, brother's son
- Niece: sister's daughter, brother's daughter
- Cousin: the most classificatory term; the children of aunts or uncles. One can further distinguish cousins by degrees of collaterality and by generation. Two persons of the same generation who share a grandparent count as "first cousins" (one degree of collaterality); if they share a great-grandparent they count as "second cousins" (two degrees of collaterality) and so on. If two persons share an ancestor, one as a grandchild and the other as a great-grandchild of that individual, then the two descendants class as "first cousins once removed" (removed by one generation); if the shared ancestor figures as the grandparent of one individual and the great-great-grandparent of the other, the individuals class as "first cousins twice removed" (removed by two generations), and so on. Similarly, if the shared ancestor figures as the great-grandparent of one person and the great-great-grandparent of the other, the individuals class as "second cousins once removed". Hence the phrase "third cousin once removed upwards".
Hysterical!
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