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    If my aunt

    Just thought I'd toss this out there. My aunt is 48 years old, married with 2 kids.

    If my aunt were a man, would that make her my uncle?

    I know it's years and years too late to ponder this, I was just wondering.
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    Re: If my aunt

    Is this a serious question? Yes, your mother's/father's brother would be your uncle.

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    Re: If my aunt

    Yes . . .

    but childbirth would have been more difficult.
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    Re: If my aunt

    Time to stop thinking.....................
    ...................and start drinking!

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    Re: If my aunt

    Who's to say that your "Aunt" isn't a man?


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    Re: If my aunt

    Is she thinking about gender reassignment, and you're wondering how to address her/him right?

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    Re: If my aunt

    Well, if grandma had balls, she'd be grandpa!

    Hope this explains it.


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    Re: If my aunt

    Quote Originally Posted by EvilQueen View Post
    Who's to say that your "Aunt" isn't a man?

    She's a MAN, man!

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    Re: If my aunt

    For some reason I thought the time stamp of the original post would be 2:30 AM. Then again, no typos so I'm assuming sunnyg was sober which frightens me. I think I'll come back and read it again after a few bers.

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    Re: If my aunt

    Is this a joke or something?
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    Re: If my aunt

    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMaxx View Post
    Yes . . .

    but childbirth would have been more difficult.
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    Re: If my aunt

    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMaxx View Post
    Yes . . .

    but childbirth would have been more difficult.
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    Re: If my aunt

    Quote Originally Posted by DisneyDude2006 View Post
    Is this a joke or something?


    Dead serious question. Thanks for all your insight.
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    Re: If my aunt

    Short lesson on family relationships:

    • Mother: a female parent
    • Father: a male parent
    • Son: a male child of the parent(s)
    • Daughter: a female child of the parent(s)
    • Brother: a male child of the same parent(s)
    • Sister: a female child of the same parent(s)
    • Grandfather: a parent's father
    • Grandmother: a parent's mother
    • Grandson: a child's son
    • Granddaughter: a child's daughter
    • Uncle: father's brother, father's sister's husband, mother's brother, mother's sister's husband
    • Aunt: father's sister, father's brother's wife, mother's sister, mother's brother's wife
    • Nephew: sister's son, brother's son
    • Niece: sister's daughter, brother's daughter
    • Cousin: the most classificatory term; the children of aunts or uncles. One can further distinguish cousins by degrees of collaterality and by generation. Two persons of the same generation who share a grandparent count as "first cousins" (one degree of collaterality); if they share a great-grandparent they count as "second cousins" (two degrees of collaterality) and so on. If two persons share an ancestor, one as a grandchild and the other as a great-grandchild of that individual, then the two descendants class as "first cousins once removed" (removed by one generation); if the shared ancestor figures as the grandparent of one individual and the great-great-grandparent of the other, the individuals class as "first cousins twice removed" (removed by two generations), and so on. Similarly, if the shared ancestor figures as the great-grandparent of one person and the great-great-grandparent of the other, the individuals class as "second cousins once removed". Hence the phrase "third cousin once removed upwards".

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    Re: If my aunt

    Hysterical!

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