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You may not know that many nonliving things have a
gender.
For example:
1) Ziploc Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2) Copiers --
They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective
reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) Tire --
Male, because it goes bald and it's often
over-inflated.
4) Hot Air Balloon --
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
light a fire under it, and of course, there's the
hot air part.
5) Sponges --
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
6) Web Page --
Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) Subway --
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
people up.
8) Hourglass --
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
bottom.
9) Hammer --
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) Remote Control --
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But
consider this
-- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it,
and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
push, he keeps trying.
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