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    Ward's Thousandth

    We take you now live to the first annual Chatty Awards, where Pauly Shore is about to make a very special presentation...


    ...enjoy that statuette, J-Lo, and remember - Gemini Cricket made you what you are in MiceChat Avatar lore. Yes, ok, buh-bye.

    <to crowd> Yeah, she's beautiful, but damn - from Bennifer to Ms. Anthony. Whoo-Ha! Hammer didn't even fall _that_ fast. <murmuring laughter>

    Ok, on to our next award. Lifetime Lack of Achievement. The recipient of this Chatty has made it to the Thousand post level without starting a single thread. <furtive glances> His post count has been padded with games, games and more games. <stunned silence> No, it's not BDK. Please welcome to the stage, as we present the 2005 Chatty Lifetime Lack of Achievement Award - damn, that's a long a$$ title - here he is, Ward Cleaver. <faint applause, smattering of 'douchebagsayswhat' coughs>

    Well, isn't that a friendly ovation. You know, as I was leaving for the ceremony tonight, June reminded me to thank all the little people. So, Thanks, Paula.

    It's Pauly! I'm a dude, dude!!

    Oh, sorry. Thanks, Mr. Shore. Anyway, this Thousand Post award wouldn't be possible without many late nights spent on the dial-up after Wally and Beaver have gone to bed. Of course, I have to fight June for the computer. Oh, I can't wait for Mayfield to get DSL. <nervous laughter> And, yes, many of my posts have been game related. But, it's like I was telling Beaver just the other day, after he, Gilbert and Whitey busted our neighbor's window while playing ball...

    <music swells>

    I told him, often times we have to take responsibility for our actions, and ...

    <Pauly breaks in> Thanks a lot, Mr. Has-Been. Take the statue, already!

    Wait! I'm not done with my speech! Now, as I was saying...

    Last edited by Ward; 06-29-2005 at 07:24 PM. Reason: to begrudginly correct Pauly's name

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    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.

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    This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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