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    Help Captain Locke

    Friends. Romans. Fellow Micechatters. I come to you seeking help of a most urgent matter. It came to my attention recently that I stopped giving a dam(n) about anything. This worried me so much that I went to see a specialist about it. It turned out that I was completely out of dam(n)s. Yes you read that right. I was out of dam(n)s. I had plenty of flying . An abundance of rats . Even a crapload of (pun intended). All this but not one dam(n).

    So I ask you, fellow Micechatters if you can find it in your heart to help me please send one dam(n) to me. To head off the jokers in the crowd I am not asking for damnation as that would not be helpful.

    Send your dam(n) to:
    Dam(n) Captain Locke
    Care of.....hmmm. Care of what? Care of nothing! I already told you I didn't give a dam(n). That's why I am asking for your help. Dam(n)!

    Sorry.

    Carry on.
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    It might help if you were to visit the Denver Art Museum. Last time I was there they were handing out DAM(N) buttons. If you ask nice, they might even give you several DAM(N) buttons. I still have my DAM(N) button somewhere.
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    sorry, my give a dam(n)'s busted....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Locke
    Friends. Romans. Fellow Micechatters. I come to you seeking help of a most urgent matter. It came to my attention recently that I stopped giving a dam(n) about anything. This worried me so much that I went to see a specialist about it. It turned out that I was completely out of dam(n)s. Yes you read that right. I was out of dam(n)s. I had plenty of flying . An abundance of rats . Even a crapload of (pun intended). All this but not one dam(n).

    So I ask you, fellow Micechatters if you can find it in your heart to help me please send one dam(n) to me. To head off the jokers in the crowd I am not asking for damnation as that would not be helpful.

    Send your dam(n) to:
    Dam(n) Captain Locke
    Care of.....hmmm. Care of what? Care of nothing! I already told you I didn't give a dam(n). That's why I am asking for your help. Dam(n)!

    Sorry.

    Carry on.
    What if I don't give a damn?













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    To:
    Dam(n) Captain Locke

    Contents:
    1 (one) slightly used dam(n). Good condition.

    Sender:
    Jennidam(n)disneyfer
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    What an idiot....

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