Friends. Romans. Fellow Micechatters. I come to you seeking help of a most urgent matter. It came to my attention recently that I stopped giving a dam(n) about anything. This worried me so much that I went to see a specialist about it. It turned out that I was completely out of dam(n)s. Yes you read that right. I was out of dam(n)s. I had plenty of flying . An abundance of rats . Even a crapload of (pun intended). All this but not one dam(n).
So I ask you, fellow Micechatters if you can find it in your heart to help me please send one dam(n) to me. To head off the jokers in the crowd I am not asking for damnation as that would not be helpful.
Send your dam(n) to:
Dam(n) Captain Locke
Care of.....hmmm. Care of what? Care of nothing! I already told you I didn't give a dam(n). That's why I am asking for your help. Dam(n)!