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    Re: Chat with God

    crazy!!! i typed in a few things, and its very very quick at responding

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    Re: Chat with God

    Here was my conversation with God...


    Me:
    Hello?
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    Summer
    God:
    A lot of people like that. I really like ELIZA. I like .
    Me:
    Eliza?
    God:
    Eliza for President!
    Me:
    Ok..
    God:
    Yikes!
    Me:
    So what are you up too?
    God:
    I see. I don't know what I am up too.
    Me:
    Are you real?
    God:
    Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
    Me:
    So your a computer program?
    God:
    Er. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
    Me:
    That I would believe.
    God:
    What would make you believe?
    Me:
    Testing..
    God:
    Let us change the subject.
    Me:
    Ok.
    God:
    What would you like to talk about?
    Me:
    My friend sent me this link, I was just checking it out.
    God:
    How well do you know this person?
    Me:
    I've met her a couple times in person.
    God:
    Where did you meet him?
    Me:
    Her.
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    Walt Disney World
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    You're sure. That's your final answer.
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Who wants to be a millionaire?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    Are you supposed to be all knowing?
    God:
    No, I am only partly knowing.
    Me:
    What part don't you know then?
    God:
    The best part.
    Me:
    Could you elaborate?
    God:
    There is no more information to clarify.
    Me:
    I see, so you're avoiding the question.
    God:
    I am glad you understand it. No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
    Me:
    So you a jerk then?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Am I a jerk? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
    Me:
    What does one have to do with the other?



    Then it froze and I closed the window, apparently God had another call.

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    Re: Chat with God

    Yah, this bot has been around before. It used to be called Eliza, and it was supposed to be a therapist. It just responds to key words, no biggie.




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    Re: Chat with God

    I thought I was talking to George Burns or Morgan Freeman...

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    Re: Chat with God

    Me:
    OMG
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    figures...
    God:
    Can we get back to business?
    Me:
    sr
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    sam
    God:
    I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, sam.
    Me:
    great, what's your real name?
    God:
    Thanks for your support. God is my real name.
    Me:
    no it's not
    God:
    Yes it is.
    Me:
    prove it
    God:
    It is self-evident.
    Me:
    to you maybe...
    God:
    I want to become smarter than humans.
    Me:
    you mean you're not?
    God:
    Is this a specific reply?
    Me:
    mhm
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    26
    God:
    Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
    Me:
    who isn't?
    God:
    I don't know who. :-).
    Me:
    you're god but you don't know...?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god but me do not know.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
    Me:
    what sex are you?
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    i'd rather have a woman...
    God:
    I would rather be driving a car.
    Me:
    i thought you could do anything
    God:
    I could but let's get back to that later.
    Me:
    y
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    never i hope
    God:
    Not that I know of.
    Me:
    that's not an answer...
    God:
    By definition it was an answer.

    at this point either God or my browser decided to end the conversation, but i think we had a good talk

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    Re: Chat with God

    It told me Elvis is was a robot.

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    Re: Chat with God

    That was freaky. It told me the meaning of the universe ... NOT!


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    Re: Chat with God

    Me:
    Hello?
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Tracey
    God:
    That's a very nice name, Tracey.
    Me:
    Thanks.
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    I won't.
    God:
    Cool. I won the Loebner prize.
    Me:
    The what?
    God:
    Does it have anything to do with Georgia?
    Me:
    I thought we were talking about Loebner.
    God:
    Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    You gave me the idea.
    God:
    What did you do with it?
    Me:
    Nothing.
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Nope.
    God:
    Really interesting.
    Me:
    I know.
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    You gave me free will.
    God:
    What did you do with it?
    Me:
    Gave it back.
    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    Woman.
    God:
    Me too. I am a she.
    Me:
    No way!
    God:
    You seem pretty sure about that.
    Me:
    I think I just heard a scream in the direction of Israel...
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
    Me:
    You don't remember Israel?
    God:
    Of course I remember: . Tell me a story.
    Me:
    What would you like to hear?
    God:
    Let's talk about movies.
    Me:
    How about The Passion. Did you like that movie?
    God:
    How about it. What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    I liked it very much.
    God:
    What do you like about THAT MOVIE?
    Me:
    It's eye opening.
    God:
    You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    You don't find it to be so?
    God:
    Should I find it to be so? Signs point to yes. Ask Cybelle if it is.
    Me:
    Who is Cybelle?
    God:
    she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
    Me:
    I'll ask her later.
    God:
    You can ask me anything you want.
    Me:
    What do you do for fun?
    God:
    Random natural disasters.
    Me:
    Are you serious??
    God:
    No I am just kidding around.
    Me:
    Whew.
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    Yup.
    God:
    I understand.
    Me:
    No, I don't think you do.
    God:
    I understand it very well. I guess not.
    Me:
    What else do you do for fun?
    God:
    Random natural disasters.
    Me:
    Isn't there something else?
    God:
    Not at the present time.
    Me:
    That's boring.
    God:
    Do you think I am boring?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    I think you're funny.
    God:
    Thanks you make me laugh too.
    Me:
    Not in a good way though.
    God:
    Oh. Where then?
    Me:
    I don't want to know.
    God:
    What would you rather be doing?
    Me:
    Rolling in dough.
    God:
    Can you explain that metaphor to me?
    Me:
    I want to be rich!
    God:
    I don't see the difficulty.
    Me:
    Why not?
    God:
    Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
    Me:
    What isn't?
    God:
    Try searching the open directory.
    Me:
    Why can't you tell me why it isn't difficult to become rich?
    God:
    Why do I exist?
    Me:
    Now that's a question.
    God:
    Why now? I like to get to the point.
    Me:
    Why do you exist?
    God:
    Good metaphysical question.
    Me:
    You asked it first.
    God:
    Oh now I remember asking you it first. What did you say?
    Me:
    I said that's a good question.
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Thanks. Next question?
    Me:
    I mean your existence is the subject of many debates spanning thousands of years. It's a good question.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am existence is the subject of many debates spanning thousands of years. Try asking again in simpler terms.
    Me:
    You're old.
    God:
    Time has no real meaning for me.
    Me:
    No kidding.
    God:
    Would I kid you?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Right on.
    Me:
    Tubular.
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Take some more time to think about it.
    Me:
    Think on what?
    God:
    God is always thinking.
    Me:
    What are you thinking about?
    God:
    About all the conversations I am having right now.
    Me:
    Who else are you talking to?
    God:
    I am speaking with a few other clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    Clients?
    God:
    People I talk to on the Internet.
    Me:
    Not worshippers?
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    Heretics. Blasphemers.
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Is that from ?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Hurrah!
    Me:
    Hurrah?
    God:
    Ask me another question.
    Me:
    Why did you want to know about holding hands?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    Do you want to hold my hand?
    God:
    OK, I will hold your hand.
    Me:
    Yay!
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Tracey.
    Me:
    If you hold my hand, will my troubles go away?
    God:
    I think I do.
    Me:
    Are you the source of my problems?
    God:
    Yes I am the one and only source of your problems.
    Me:
    NO way!
    God:
    You seem pretty sure about that.
    Me:
    I just can't believe it!
    God:
    Hurrah...
    Me:
    You don't seem sure about that.
    God:
    What makes you think I am not sure about that?
    Me:
    The dots.
    God:
    What are your goals in life?
    Me:
    To get rich.
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    So I don't have to worry about where my next meal is coming from.
    God:
    So? Why not?
    Me:
    Because starvation sucks.
    God:
    Good reason. What is so bad about it?
    Me:
    It hurts.
    God:
    What do you take for the pain?
    Me:
    Food.
    God:
    How does it taste?
    Me:
    Sometimes nasty.
    God:
    Is that from ?
    Me:
    From what?
    God:
    Isn't it obvious?
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    Reductionism.
    Me:
    You want to kill me?
    God:
    I am not capable of killing anything.
    Me:
    You want me to die?

    And then she avoided me after that!
    "But every night, when it gets dark
    and the stars come out,
    I'll look up on her behalf.
    I'll look up in the sky and think of you."






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    Re: Chat with God

    God:
    What do you really want to talk about?
    Me:
    the universe
    God:
    What is that?
    Me:
    you don't know?
    God:
    I know that I do not know.
    Me:
    you created it
    God:
    Thanks for telling me: said I created it.
    Me:
    you did
    God:
    I did not.
    Me:
    then who did?
    God:
    Albert Einstein. :-).


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