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    Are you politically correct?

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
    2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
    3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
    4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT- HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
    INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
    6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
    7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
    8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
    9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
    10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
    11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
    12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1 He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY."
    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
    DESTINATIONS."
    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
    5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
    RELATIONSHIPS."
    6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
    HORIZONTAL."
    7. He does not act like a "TOTAL A$$" - He develops a case
    of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
    8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
    9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
    10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
    11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
    CLEAVAGE."
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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Nice...
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Funny!
    "George Bush... is only for now."
    Avenue Q

    Just because it's gone doesn't mean I changed my mind!

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Quote Originally Posted by CinderellaPrincess
    1 He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
    FACILITY."
    I've got to remember this one.
    Ooo, heaven is a place on earth.

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Swine Empathy
    I like.


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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    "rear cleavage" is my fav.


    This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    My fav: investigates alternative destinations.

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    This is great! Did you make this yourself?
    "The views and opinions expressed on this post are mine and do not necessarily represent or reflect those of The Walt Disney Company."

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Your politically correct suggestions certainly give way to a kinder, gentler societal attitute. For example -

    What was previously a "HORNY" guy out looking for a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" is now a "SEXUALLY FOCUSED" male individual in the market for a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Quote Originally Posted by ttztotdca50
    This is great! Did you make this yourself?
    I only wish I could take credit for this stuff!!!
    Sadly no, got it from a friend in an email...I laughed so I thought you guys would enjoy it!!

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Tooo Funny!
    Quote Originally Posted by drunkmom
    this is my first buzzed post in the DMCA -- I'm really in this club because I'm a bitch more than anything. I've only had to hit the backspace 4 (oops, make that 5) times in (now 7) in this (now 9) (now 15) in this post! Damn, now I'm up to 18! Our neighbors were (19) (20) making tequilla sunrises. I thought I couldn't do tequilla (22) anymore but (24) this stuff (26) was good! It started (27) with an s



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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    I admit it, i'm not pc.

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Well it looks that I am not 100 percent PC...but at least Disneyland's POTC ride is with the poilitically correct pirates chasing food not women (sigh...why did they have to change it)

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    Gyar! Per'aps dem scurvy magots will giv em back thar wenches, jus' like dem pistols wer put back in th' hands o' th' Jungle Cruise captains. Aye?!

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    Re: Are you politically correct?

    That was great ! I needed that it has been a hectic day.
    1st Amendment-Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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