(AP) Ranch Dressing, CA - It was a happy ending & a special homecoming for everyone out at Ranch Dressing, where one of their own which was truly missed finally returned to the ranch, Mr. Blender.
For Mr. Blender, it was a long & trying time away from home. Back around Memorial Day he was brought in for questioning regarding the sudden disappearances of fruits, vegetables, ice cream, and ice. Mr. Blender not only swore his innocence; but coincidentally was able to give some information, though seeming trivial at the time, ended up being a major tip in apprehending the right culprit. In return for such information, Mr. Blender was placed under the BPP (Blender Protection Program) at an undisclosed location, far away from his friends @ Ranch Dressing. On Sunday, he was released & allowed to return back home.
"This is a very special day for me..." Mr. Blender said while tears were running down his side. "I knew what I had to do, and it was very difficult time for me, not being in the mix w/ my family...but I had to protect myslef from being chopped into bits by the goons of those who were responsible for the recent disappearings."
"This is truly a joyous day for all of us...and I really want to thank the local law enforcement for their diligence & efforts in helping us through this & being able to solve this horrible crime..." said Mr. Lion, owner of Ranch Dressing. "Things were just not the same without Mr. Blender; he brings things out of the mix around here & really knows how to get our festivities going around here. We lit candles each night & prayed that we'd all make it through this, and that he was returned to us safely. And now that he's back, it is truly going to be a great welcome home party tonight."
Mr. Blender back home in his favorite resting place.
Thunder Horse & Boris Longhorn enjoying tasty beverages made my Mr. Blender @ the welcome home party.
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