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    Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    (AP) Ranch Dressing, CA - It was a happy ending & a special homecoming for everyone out at Ranch Dressing, where one of their own which was truly missed finally returned to the ranch, Mr. Blender.

    For Mr. Blender, it was a long & trying time away from home. Back around Memorial Day he was brought in for questioning regarding the sudden disappearances of fruits, vegetables, ice cream, and ice. Mr. Blender not only swore his innocence; but coincidentally was able to give some information, though seeming trivial at the time, ended up being a major tip in apprehending the right culprit. In return for such information, Mr. Blender was placed under the BPP (Blender Protection Program) at an undisclosed location, far away from his friends @ Ranch Dressing. On Sunday, he was released & allowed to return back home.

    "This is a very special day for me..." Mr. Blender said while tears were running down his side. "I knew what I had to do, and it was very difficult time for me, not being in the mix w/ my family...but I had to protect myslef from being chopped into bits by the goons of those who were responsible for the recent disappearings."

    "This is truly a joyous day for all of us...and I really want to thank the local law enforcement for their diligence & efforts in helping us through this & being able to solve this horrible crime..." said Mr. Lion, owner of Ranch Dressing. "Things were just not the same without Mr. Blender; he brings things out of the mix around here & really knows how to get our festivities going around here. We lit candles each night & prayed that we'd all make it through this, and that he was returned to us safely. And now that he's back, it is truly going to be a great welcome home party tonight."


    Mr. Blender back home in his favorite resting place.




    Thunder Horse & Boris Longhorn enjoying tasty beverages made my Mr. Blender @ the welcome home party.


    We've found out that it was Mr. Cuisinart is being held in custody awaiting trail which will start next week. If found guilty, he could face the death by puree or liquefied...




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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!



    I'm so happy that Mr. Blender is back home where he belongs.


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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    I love blender.
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    Yay for Mr. Blender for being home! I know how much you missed it.
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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    I miss Mr. Blender already. I hope he enjoyed his vacation at Casa De La Dmom. My blender is no longer working I think the loss of Mr. Blender has caused her blades to stop pulsating.
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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    Having heard of the trials and tribulations of Mr. Blender, I will sleep well tonight knowing he is back safely.

    There will be a formal welcome home party for him, right? I'll bring the ice!
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    Dmom said pulsating.
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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    You guys are really funny!


    That zebra and horse picture cracks me up. Was it someone from Micechat inside the costumes?

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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Buttercup View Post
    You guys are really funny!


    That zebra and horse picture cracks me up. Was it someone from Micechat inside the costumes?
    Costumes?? Man, now the magic is ruined!

    Thanks PB!

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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dsnylndmom View Post
    I miss Mr. Blender all ready. I hope he enjoyed his vacation at Casa De La Dmom. My blender is no longer working I think the loss of Mr. Blender has caused her blades to stop pulsating.


    Blender viagra maybe?
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jennidisneyfer View Post


    Blender viagra maybe?
    Please call a doctor is blending lasts for more than four hours.
    One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching.


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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaJenn View Post
    Please call a doctor is blending lasts for more than four hours.
    He has electile dysfunction.

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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    "When frappe becomes move of a pulverize, it's time to seek help."
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    Re: Mr. Blender finally comes home!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by dsnylndmom View Post
    I miss Mr. Blender all ready. I hope he enjoyed his vacation at Casa De La Dmom. My blender is no longer working I think the loss of Mr. Blender has caused her blades to stop pulsating.
    Well, just give it a couple months...by then if you notice it being a little bit bigger, than you might have a bouncing baby blender on the way... And make sure you start out small @ first, start out with only mixing 6-8 ounce drinks...

    ...and this situation, I really really don't recommend breast-feeding this little one!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScarLion View Post
    ...and this situation, I really really don't recommend breast-feeding this little one!!
    Unless you are ordering a slippery nipple.

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