Dude(et)s of Micechat I have a serious problem. I have a sloth for a roommate. Some back story He's failed 4 out of 5 of his classes so far at Western Culinary Institute, and does nothing but eat macrowave burritos and play videogames. He has the mentality of a five year old and I honestly think he may be mentally handicapped, though not severe.
Here's were I need help. He has terrible hygeine. He wears about 3 out of the five uniforms that were provided for him, and he has not done laundry in about a month. He does not wash his hands, and I don't believe"wipes" to put it nicely. Today I was passing by him when I smelt what I thought was mold, wrapped in Gym Socks (OK that is putting it nicely) I walked away thinking it was something else and the smell decreased, I walked back and the smell intensified. I asked him how long it has been since he did his laundry, I already knew the answer but he still tried to avoid the question. Next I asked him how long it has been since he took a shower. Again he avoided the question, so I asked if he had this week; His answer? No. Has it been longer? Yes. How do I know? the bathroom is next to my room, and the water heater is in my closet, so I would know.
How can I get him to practice better hygeine? It's difficult because I am not his parent or keeper, so I have no authority over him.