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    Thumbs down i can't believe i did this

    yesterday, i went to a mexican restaurant. while i was there, i had to change my daughters diaper. i changed it, but there was no wastebasket (hole in the wall little place) so i wrapped it in an extra plastic bag and put it in a pocket of her diaper bag.
    fast forward to lunch...my daughter barely touched her food, so i wrapped it up for her to take home.
    then i go home, and grab a white plastic bag from the diaper bag and put it IN MY FRIDGE.
    this morning...i think mmmMMMMMmmmmburrito! open up the bag and discover...yep.not the kind of burrito i want IN MY FREAKIN FRIDGE ALL NIGHT LONG!
    i will now spend the day cleaning it out and thanking god i idn't go to the store yesterday. i would just want to throw the food out!
    please be afraid.

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    LOL... and that burrito's bad too!

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    eeewwwwwww.....

    Sometimes you just to eat a burrito, not the aftermath of a burrito.
    ...it's been a long time.

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    ewww thats so gross!
    but it makes for a funny story though...

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    You see what the margaritas can do to you? Sorry that happened. I'd freak!
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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    That's what you call...a baby burrito!
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    Had you just dumped the diaper in the parking lot like ya see so often in parking lots like at Big Lots and Wal Mart and the like, then you'd have had a "parking-lot burrito". MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    OMG that is so funny. I can so see myself having done the same thing!!
    “In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.” -Michael Jackson



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    Talking Re: i can't believe i did this

    Quote Originally Posted by Disneyphile
    *hands you the Grossest Mistake Ever Made Award*


    i just want to thank the academy for giving me this award and for believing in me. thank you. i will find a place of honor for it in my home.
    please be afraid.

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    Quote Originally Posted by piratebooty
    i just want to thank the academy for giving me this award and for believing in me. thank you. i will find a place of honor for it in my home.
    Hopefully it's not mistaken for a dirty diaper this time!
    ...it's been a long time.

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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    I'm sure glad my kids don't wear diapers anymore! Now we're waiting for me and my wife to start wearing them.


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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    OMG, that is so funny,

    and oh so grose
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    Re: i can't believe i did this

    This story belongs in the awesome thread. You are awesome for sharing it w/ us!
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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