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    Tui Gives Advice

    Just because I'm so in love with myself, I decided to start another thread that has quite a bit to do about me! If you want to, PM me with you problems, (I can make it anonymous if you like) and I'll post your letter and give advice. Kind of like a Dear Abby sort of thing. Since I don't have anyone asking for advice right now, I'll just make one up.

    Dear Tui,

    I am 19 years old and about two weeks ago, I went to visit my Grandmother, who is 76 years old. About ten Minutes after I arrived, her friend Beatrice came to visit. Beatrice is 75. Well the more I talked to Beatrice the more I found I related with her. Finally Beatrice said that she had to go, otherwise she would be late for the church Bake Sale, so I took this moment to make my exit as well. Once we were both out of the house, I asked Beatrice if she would be interested in dating a younger man, she winked at me and said yes. At this point in time, Beatrice and I are passionately in love, we go out almost every night. Tuesday is bingo night and on Fridays we watch Matlock (we record all the episodes that are on during the week and watch them together)
    The only problem is I don't know how to tell my Grandmother that I am dating her best friend! What should I do?

    Signed, Anonymous
    Dear Anonymous,

    I have to say, this is an awkard letter for me to recieve. I have never heard of this. Are you sure that Beatrice is the one? There are plenty of younger women your own age that you could be dating. I mean, if she's the one then I guess thats ok, but this just sounds messed up.

    Anyway, I reccomend that you and Beatrice visit your grandmother and tell her together. Don't be surprised if she starts laughing her head off and refuses to believe you. But I think you are obligated to tell her.

    Good Luck.

    -Tui
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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    I'm thinking about going to college. Should I?
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by LightBeer
    I'm thinking about going to college. Should I?
    Yes you should go to college, for several reasons.

    The least important one is that you'll recieve a high quality education that will help you excel in future careers.

    The more important reasons are that you will be able to party and drink and have a great time with fellow classmates. And you can also hang out with young attractive, college age women, or men if you're into that sort of thing.

    College is always a yes!
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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    What should I wear?
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Consult the college that you will be attending for a dress code
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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    No no, allow me to clarify. I wasn't asking you if I should go to college and take classes. I meant should I go to a college, hang out and pick up chicks?
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by LightBeer
    No no, allow me to clarify. I wasn't asking you if I should go to college and take classes. I meant should I go to a college, hang out and pick up chicks?
    By all means, yes! But I still recommend calling the college and saying you are a potential student, and asking about the dress code. You don't want to look out of place.
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    What should I order from Wendys?

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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Modern Folly
    What should I order from Wendys?
    A Double Bacon Cheesburger with a Side of Chilli. With a Mello Yellow/Mt. Dew.
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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Where did I leave my keys?
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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    I have them
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    Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I just did, what should I do?

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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    What's that on your back?
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by LightBeer
    What's that on your back?
    Alcohol Monkey
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    Re: Tui Gives Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Modern Folly
    Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I just did, what should I do?
    Yes, constantly. Unfortunately there is nothing you can do about it.
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