Hello MiceChat, will you be my Valentine? I couldn't help but notice you. Yes you! You are so funny, and sweet, and sexy. I get all tingly when I think of you. So, I was wondering . . . with you be mine?
You will? Fantasmic! Let me just make a stop at Home Depot to make a key for you . . . . a key to my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone
(Sorry for the schmaltz, I couldn't help myself, your just too darn hot!)
The Dusty One