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    Funny Stuff!

    CrazyLegs posted something that made me giggle so I decided to post some more bathroom stuff.. and more.
    How To Annoy People

    Some Honorable Mentions:
    In An Elevator:
    Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
    Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
    Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
    Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
    Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

    In A Public Restroom:
    Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
    Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
    Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft.
    Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

    Ways To Annoy A Cop
    Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
    Hi, officer. Do you mind holding my beer while I find my license?
    Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum

    Enjoy! (and don't lose control and pee your pants.. this is funny stuff. You have been warned.)

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    Re: Funny Stuff!

    Hahaha! That's great stuff!

    "Oh, ****! My Glass eye!" I should try that sometime!
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