CrazyLegs posted something that made me giggle so I decided to post some more bathroom stuff.. and more.
How To Annoy People
Some Honorable Mentions:
In An Elevator:
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
In A Public Restroom:
Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft.
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
Hi, officer. Do you mind holding my beer while I find my license?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum
Enjoy! (and don't lose control and pee your pants.. this is funny stuff. You have been warned.)