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    Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    TEN THINGS A MAN WOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN

    10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother_____.
    9. While I'm up, can I get anyone a beer?
    8. I'm absolutely wrong; you must be right.
    7. Her t__s are just too big.
    6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
    5. I hate Baywatch. That show is so shallow.
    4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
    3. We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.
    2. To heck with Monday Night Football. Let's watch Murphy Brown.
    1. I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.


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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    You forgot...

    I love women for their minds.
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    "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend DMother
    Girl bonding is just so necessary. It's just as important as "me" time. A good girl bonding session leaves you feeling so refreshed. I think of it as a NEED vs a want. There are just things that you need to talk to other women with. You may have the best relationship in the world with your husband, but there are just times you need your girlfriends. It makes for a healthier and happier you which makes everything else you do better.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    I've heard my husband say at least four of those......

    He's so whipped.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Oh man whipped


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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Heck no I don't want to go to a strip club, I'd rather stay with you. Maybe we can knit together.


    This has been a Filmways presentation dahling.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    "My fault"


    "My mistake"

    "Let's turn off the Super Bowl and talk about how I feel."

    "Could we skip the cubs game and go shopping instead?"

    "Can we go to Bath and Body works and get some more lotion for me? I feel dry."

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Honey, I just don't feel fresh. What do you do when that happens?
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    "If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"
    Quote Originally Posted by Reverend DMother
    Girl bonding is just so necessary. It's just as important as "me" time. A good girl bonding session leaves you feeling so refreshed. I think of it as a NEED vs a want. There are just things that you need to talk to other women with. You may have the best relationship in the world with your husband, but there are just times you need your girlfriends. It makes for a healthier and happier you which makes everything else you do better.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Max Fischer
    "Can we go to Bath and Body works and get some more lotion for me? I feel dry."
    My husband loooooves Bath & Body Works. I hate going to the mall (I love shopping, just hate mall stores) and when we go, he's in B&BW for an hour, trying different lotions.... he likes all the smells.

    Or maybe he just likes the cute girls who work there? Who cares, as long as I can go to Nordstrom by myself.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    ^Stinkerbell, I am right there with your hubby. A GF turned me on to salons instead of old school barber shops, and I LOVE going to the salon*, having some wine, getting a chair massage, scalp massage, hair cut, shampoo, etc. etc. Ahhhhh.... Come on hair, grow faster!!!!















    *Tell any of my buddies, and I will be forced to kill you in your sleep. Thank you.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Legs
    2. To heck with Monday Night Football. Let's watch Murphy Brown.
    Yes?.....oh sorry..I though I heard my name.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Max Fischer
    ^Stinkerbell, I am right there with your hubby. A GF turned me on to salons instead of old school barber shops, and I LOVE going to the salon*, having some wine, getting a chair massage, scalp massage, hair cut, shampoo, etc. etc. Ahhhhh.... Come on hair, grow faster!!!!















    *Tell any of my buddies, and I will be forced to kill you in your sleep. Thank you.
    Leave me alone, I'm busy calling everyone I know in Phoenix.....

    I think it's good that guys are discovering these things!!! I was getting my nails done last week and these two goodlooking guys came in and sat down next to me in pedicure chairs for the chair massages while waiting for their haircut appts. They were trying to play it cool, not wanting to pick up magazines, but it only took a few minutes before one says, "That Jessica Simpson is going to make one hot Daisy Duke" and before long, they were both reading about Jennifer Aniston's agonizing break up with Brad and wondering if there was any truth to the Vince Vaughn/ Jennifer Aniston rumors and would they dump Jenn for Angelina, and on and on.

    Okay. Maybe ya'll should just head back on over to the barber.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Oh Man


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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    ^Ouch. Well, I guess now would be a bad time to mention that I don't have naturally beautiful eye brows, or for that matter, I don't have two eyebrows, the salon helps with that too. We Italians tend to be hairy peeps. I haven't gotten a ball transplant yet, so I will have to wait for the whole pedicure thing.

    For that matter, for the longest time, I thought a pedicure was what vet's did at the animal hospital, but it turns out I was wrong.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    Maybe salons should start catering to that demographic and at least keep a couple guyish magazines around (goodness knows I'd like to read something other than vogue or elle myself) You know, a Nat'l Geographic, maybe a couple financial mags and a copy of the sporting news, or something.

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    Re: Ten Things A Man Would Never Say To A Woman

    wow. i feel so.... unmanly... I've said a number of those statements. (and you might be surprised by a couple of them)




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