TEN THINGS A MAN WOULD NEVER SAY TO A WOMAN
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother_____.
9. While I'm up, can I get anyone a beer?
8. I'm absolutely wrong; you must be right.
7. Her t__s are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. I hate Baywatch. That show is so shallow.
4. Sure, I would love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall for ages. Let's go shopping so I can hold your purse.
2. To heck with Monday Night Football. Let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.