So, my Chicago friend made an interesting observation about her neighbor. She realized the neighbor is not someone she wants to keep up with.
You would die if you knew what I have been going through with my Super white trash neighbor. OMG....she is uber trash First, she only ever wears her hair in a dirty scrunchie, in a floppy, not pulled through all the way pony tail, then, she wears purple eye shadow on one eye, and green eye shadow on the other. She is only 26, and yet so trashy, PLUS she is obsessed with birthstone rings.....she wears 10 rings on 8 of her fingers
She drives an hour away from our house so that she doesn't have to pay sales tax on the baby food she buys.
Her house is so filthy that her baby's hands are black from crawling around. So my yucky neighbor's house is filthy, she even had a tattoo party in her house! Except her kitchen floor was so dirty that the tattoo guy wouldn't do tattoos until she mopped it. Shockingly, she didn't even own a mop, and had to come borrow mine
PLUS I woke up at 11:00PM one night and went to the kitchen for a bottle of water, and I found them sitting on my deck smoking, and using my fire pit I was furious! I went marching out there in my pajamas and gave her an earful I was sooooo mad. All she said was, "I was going to ask, but you were asleep"
I came home from work one day, and found her in my kitchen.....stealing my MILK. She let herself into my house (sliding glass door was left open). She stole my friggin' milk!
She's always complaining about having no money, yet she ALWAYS has money for cigarettes, PLUS, she has terrible grammar. She said things like "she don't want to do that no more". She's renting I wish they would get evicted. Worst part is that they are "renting to own"
She still wears "tummy shirts". The ones where it looks like a tank top that was cut straight up the middle from the bottom, to just below your bra. It's ridiculous; she has a never-ending supply of them. It looks awesome with her 10 rings on 8 fingers
She invited me to a tongue piercing party.....And believe me.....the last thing I wanted to do was sit around her filthy house with my mouth hanging open!
So, what are your neighbor horror stories?