Did that hurt?
When you fell from heaven into my arms
Did that hurt?
When you fell from heaven into my arms
Does size really matter?![]()
>>Alan<<
Member 216
For breakfast, shall I call you...or wake you?
The word is your legs.
Let's go home and spread the word....
Do you have Windex in your pocket, cus I can really see myself in your pants...
Do you sleep on your stomach?
No?
Can I?
My friends and I all took Algebra II Trig together, and made up one while going over Trig Identities:
"Hey baby, what's your trig identity?"
"My love for you is like Diahhrea - I just can't hold it in."
You remind me of fast food. [person replies with "Why's that"?] I wanna take you out, and then I wanna eat you in my car.
OK, that was just poetic.Originally Posted by Modern Folly
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Originally Posted by Max Fischer
I've actually heard it with "mirror" instead of Windex
This one's too hot to handle!
SpoilerIf we were two squirrels could I bust my nut in your hole?
My name ain't Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock!
**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Megan?
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Originally Posted by BigDaddyKyle
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...it's been a long time.
I knew you'd like it!Originally Posted by HiddenMickey
Listen to me on the radio!
us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET
981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET
rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET
You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
Also, I have a Myspace- CLICK HERE
Keep these coming...they are great....my BF and I challenge each other w/lame lines and these are GREAT!
and....I'll add to it
Is that a keg in your pants cause I'd like to tap your a**
What's MY sign?
- Gregg
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