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  1. #16

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Did that hurt?
    When you fell from heaven into my arms

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Does size really matter?
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    For breakfast, shall I call you...or wake you?

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    The word is your legs.



    Let's go home and spread the word....

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Do you have Windex in your pocket, cus I can really see myself in your pants...

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Do you sleep on your stomach?


    No?


    Can I?

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    My friends and I all took Algebra II Trig together, and made up one while going over Trig Identities:

    "Hey baby, what's your trig identity?"

    "My love for you is like Diahhrea - I just can't hold it in."
    Make something Idiot-Proof, and someone will build a better Idiot.


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    You remind me of fast food. [person replies with "Why's that"?] I wanna take you out, and then I wanna eat you in my car.

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Modern Folly
    You remind me of fast food. [person replies with "Why's that"?] I wanna take you out, and then I wanna eat you in my car.
    OK, that was just poetic.
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Max Fischer
    Do you have Windex in your pocket, cus I can really see myself in your pants...

    I've actually heard it with "mirror" instead of Windex

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    This one's too hot to handle!
    Spoiler
    If we were two squirrels could I bust my nut in your hole?


    My name ain't Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock!

    **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Megan?
    Listen to me on the radio!

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddyKyle
    This one's too hot to handle!
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    If we were two squirrels could I bust my nut in your hole?

    That was classic
    ...it's been a long time.

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by HiddenMickey
    That was classic
    I knew you'd like it!
    Listen to me on the radio!

    us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Keep these coming...they are great....my BF and I challenge each other w/lame lines and these are GREAT!

    and....I'll add to it

    Is that a keg in your pants cause I'd like to tap your a**

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    What's MY sign?


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