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  1. #31

    • Jacob <3 Cotton Candy
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    I got a good one:

    Guy: Hey is this seat empty?
    Me: Yeah it will be if you sit in it!!!
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  2. #32

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddyKyle
    **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Megan?
    This one is funnier if its a totally outlandish name like "Brunhilde"
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    "Hi, I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your place?"
    Disneyland is the right of all sentient beings.


  5. #35

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Are your feet tired...cause you've been running through my mind all day.

    Question..Whats your sign?
    Answer....STOP

  6. #36

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Guy (whispering): Tickle your *** with a feather
    Gal: What?
    Guy: Particularly nice weather! How you doing today? Can I get your number?
    Listen to me on the radio!

    us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Hi, uh....PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME

  8. #38

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Excuse me...I've lost my number. Can I have your's?
    Listen to me on the radio!

    us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

    981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET

    rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET

    You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    This is my fav. Its straight to the point

    Wanna ****???
    Listen to me on the radio!

    us101country.com Fridays- 9p-12m ET and Saturdays- 7p-10p ET

    981thelegend.com Monday-Friday - 12m-6a ET

    rock105.net Sundays - 10p-12m ET

    You can also visit my DJ blog HERE!
    Also, I have a Myspace- CLICK HERE

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    how about pizza and a ****?
    What you don't like pizza?

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    If I told you your body was Beautiful, would you hold it against me?
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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

    Wait, can I start over? I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
    What an idiot....

    Yeah, I do that Twitter thing.


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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    Tui, your g**damn signature link......it's like Mice Chat.....with different usernames.

    The only thing that made sense--and really jumped out at me was: That was one crazy party. I am hung over.

    I just get that.
    I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.
    That explains the trouble that I'm always in...

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    I'll be Fred, you be Wilma and we'll make this Bed-Rock!
    I find it hard
    It's hard to find
    Oh well, whatever, nevermind

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    Re: What's your sign? And even worse pick up lines

    "Hi....As Long as i have a face, you will ALWAYS have a place to sit. "
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