A chimp declared Human?

[DarthDucky]

Should Chimps Be Given Human Rights?

Thursday, May 29, 2008
By Jeanna Bryner
Beyond the legal challenges, anthropologists say chimpanzees are not humans, though without a clear definition of what it means to be human, backing that claim up is a challenge perhaps fit for some great courtroom drama.
Animal rights activist and teacher Paula Stibbe, along with the Vienna-based Association Against Animal Factories (AAAF), says she wants the chimpanzee, named Matthew Hiasl Pan, declared a person.

More details here http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,360223,00.html

[stitchon]

Wow. Just wow.


Of course, it's only one small step towards total monkey domination!

[I Heart Disneyland]

"Beyond the legal challenges, anthropologists say chimpanzees are not humans"

Really? Puhleeeeze!

[Tui]

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

[I Heart Disneyland]

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Exactly!

[Jazzman]

And the PETA freaks dance in the streets...

[Retrocool]

Why am I not surprised this is from Fox News?

Of course they want chimps declared human. It would justify the last 8 years.

[MsSarah]

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! Damn you all to hell!

Agreed.

[Jazzman]

Of course they want chimps declared human. It would justify the last 8 years.

Oohhh... Double snap!

[Megastrophy]

Of course they want chimps declared human. It would justify the last 8 years.

Brilliant!

[DisneyDan24]

Let the flaming begin.

[<3WillTurner]

Humans are not much different than animals.

[knittingknerd]

I have monkey feet. Does that mean a chimp could have human feet?

[I Heart Disneyland]

Let the flaming begin.

Priceless!